POV: You're in the United Kingdom and you visit Xitter. Thankfully, the United Kingdom legislation has protected you from DANGEROUS online material.

It was pictures from the Pokemon TV series and a cute dog pictures account (extremely dangerous material)

Context: a recent "study" suggested 73% of gamers would consider providing their government issued identification to video game vendors to prevent cheating.

If you're caught cheating you're banned based on your drivers license and/or passport.

(dont tell the government identity fraud exists) (itll turn into the com selling stolen identities for $3 to play fortnite)

Chat, do you like malware builders?

If your answer is 'Yes', 'No', or literally anything else, then I've got good news for you!

We synced more data from the homie Cryakl. We've got 654 unique malware builder families. 20GB worth of builders.

https://vx-underground.org/Builders

I very sincerely want to thank L0nelyH4ckers for featuring vx-underground on a DEFCON black badge. They didn't inform us this was going to be a thing, so it was very surprising.

It has been an honor and a privilege to serve this community of researchers, students, and morbidly curious, who surround us and send us silly cat pictures.

Thank you for the love and support.

To celebrate this wonderful occasion I am "open sourcing" more vx-underground artwork. Please make shirts, stickers, hats, ... whatever you'd like.

Please visit vx-underground and view the 'Art' directory. Inside of the 'Art' directory will be another directory with something we all like very much.

-smelly

Some of you are a bunch of lazy fucks. It's fucking vx-underground kitty cat pixel art stuff. It's literally just cats. Don't fucking DM me asking what it is. Jesus fuckin Christ

In 2024 I sent this video to the Director of the NSA.

They never replied.

Carolina Panthers Fan... right...? RIGHT?!

I’ve collected so many malware samples, malware research papers, malware source codes, and malware builders, I could probably open my own malware museum.

Adding new papers to the malware library. Please review them. They're cool and badass.

2024-06-06 - A fully functional NtCreateProcess mimicking Windows
2025-04-01 - Unhooking Linux EDRs
2025-07-31 - Notes on RAM_DISK_CONTEXT
2025-07-31 - Red Team Tactics Evading EDR on Linux with io_uring
2025-08-06 - Making a self-deleting executable
2025-08-06 - Linux - Living in the Namespace
2025-08-07 - Delete Shadow Copies Using The IOCTL_VOLSNAP_DELETE_SNAPSHOT IOCTL
2025-08-10 - Known issues with TaskList display names
2025-08-11 - Notes on SYSTEMTIME
2025-08-12 - Out-of-Bound SYSTEMTIME in Windows Explorer
2025-08-13 - LowNtReadFile proxy function
2025-06-17 - Uncovering the network outages of digital security products from SetTcpEntry to NsiSetAllParameters

You can literally just scrape everything off DoorDash; whatever is made "public" by default such as full name, profile picture, and local reviews.

DoorDash just gives it out for free

(image and information originally from X, Chaofan Shou)

TeaOnHer, the app meant to combat the infamous "TeaApp", is also a giant dumpster fire. It has been compromised.

THE DEVELOPER MADE HIS PASSWORD TO THE ADMIN PANEL "Password1!". IT WAS STORED IN PLAIN TEXT ON THE LANDING PAGE.

WHAT THE FUCK.

It's leaking nerds driver licenses too.

DAWG LOL STOP VIBE CODING

WHAT IS BRO YAPPIN ABOUT?! NONE OF THIS IS TRUE

All information by Zach Whittacker. He reported on this last week but I somehow missed it

https://techcrunch.com/2025/08/06/a-rival-tea-app-for-men-is-leaking-its-users-personal-data-and-drivers-licenses/

I'll tell you one thing right now, Chat. If these video game companies require a drivers license to play a game, we got driver licenses FOR YEARS thanks to TeaApp and TeaOnHer.

It's free identity theft for the whole family. You can frisbee stolen identities to strangers

If you're a person who has been a victim of a data leak and/or company compromise we have tips on how to protect yourself.

We know changing passwords can only go so far. If you're a noob and want some tips read below!

1. Change your full name. You need to change your first name, middle name, and last name. If you don't have a middle name, get one.

2. Physically destroy your cell phone. Ideally you should catapult it into an active volcano. Once this has been accomplished, get a new cell phone provider, cell phone number, and cell phone model.

3. Change your profession. If you have a job as a result of a university education, then too bad. Go back to school or go into blue collar work.

4. Get plastic surgery. You need to be unrecognizable to friends, family, and co-workers (your old co-workers).

5. Move to a different state and/or country.

With these 5 simple tips you won't have to worry about cyber breaches!