This is satire.

We've uploaded 451,000 new malwares under the VirusSign collection.

Thank you, VirusSign for the malware.

Thank you, petikvx for administrating our malware aggregation.

Yesterday? 400+ malware papers
Today? 451,000 malwares.
Tomorrow? More malware 🤝

On Tuesday, July 29th, 2025, YouTube unveiled the usage of a new age identification system to determine whether users are old enough to view content not designated for children.

YouTube has stated they will be using Artificial Intelligence, by analyzing the content viewed on the users account, to determine whether they're 18 or older.

If the Artificial Intelligence agent described cannot accurately assess if the individual is sufficiently aged to view content, YouTube will request proof of age.

Identification YouTube will accept:
- Credit card and/or debit card
- Government issued ID, such as drivers license or passport
- A selfie

If the AI agent determines the user is under 18 they will be given a "restrictive profile" which will introduce the following changes:
- Disabled personalized ads
- Safeguards from repetitive content
- Enablement of "digital well-being tools" which include "limited screen time", "bedtime reminders", "take a break reminders", and notification disablement.

These changes are scheduled for deployment August 13th, 2025.

Everest ransomware group claims to have compromised MailChimp

However, the data they claim to possess is a 764mb database file with 943,536 entries.

This seems remarkably small for a vendor as large and widespread as MailChimp

me when a website wants to see an id to use it then i remember tea app donated 75,000 valid driver licenses to the internet

(dont commit identity fraud, thats illegal and for nerds)

that pi hole thingy nerds like so much had its donor thingy breached. it was some wordpress plugin that was not cool and not badass

tl;dr punished for supporting a good cause (jk (sort of))

https://pi-hole.net/blog/2025/07/30/compromised-donor-emails-a-post-mortem/

also, the donation box now says its 100% secure lmfao

Chat, a new dork dropped.

Nerd TheSionnach_ alerted us to the new internet shit storm ... ChatGPT shared conversations being index on Google 🙏

Google for some reason cares and de-indexed them. However, other search engines chat.

We're so back

?????

> be google
> we de-index all chatgpt shared chats, its ok
> check google gemini (their ai thingy)
> not de-indexed

oopsies doopsies

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Yeah, I'm killing myself tonight.