wtf I made a post about willing to do talks in exchange for pizza and some place offered me $20 AND pizza

Chat, we are so back

A very prestigious institution invited me to speak there. But, they said I had to be professional e.g. no schizo rants, no swearing, etc.

I guess I'll never be a cool speaker influencer guy with a cool resume. I can't sell my soul and pretend to be someone I'm not (I'm a loser)

Imagine the infosec suits and corporate managers hearing me saying "ya, it's all a bunch of fuckin' stupid bullshit" when discussing a serious topic, then they hear a huge rip off a vape, a burp, then I show them all a picture of a cat

Alaska Airlines is experiencing "IT issues" and all planes are grounded. This is definitely your standard "IT issues" and not the r-word (it can't be said).

> whats the r word?

It rhymes with schmansome-schmare

Been having some problems with rodents in my shed. Luckily, a stray cat has been hunting them for me. Anyone know what kind of cat this is?

This image was stolen from Reddit, specifically from the r/spider subreddit. Someone located this large black widow spider in their basement.

I have entomophobia — I'm terrified of ALL insects. If a lady bug touches me I scream. If I saw this spider I'd orbital nuke my property

haha CVE-2025-53770 whats the big deal amirite

PATCH NOW:

MITIGATION: Pull power cable

Hello,

If you or a loved one has been a victim of CVE-2025-53770, or would like to investigate the exploit further, we have it available for download.

(But you need to know the password, literally no one knows it)

https://vx-underground.org/tmp

Black Mass Volume III is on it's final stages of development. Our publisher has received it. If they don't yell at us and be mean, Black Mass Volume III will become available Friday, July 25th, 2025.

It will be available online as a PDF for free. You can buy a physical copy for (???, price to be determined).

Content:
- JIT-Linker - The Hard Way to Execute Code in Java
- Exploring Matryoshka Obfuscation with Multidigraphs
- The Perfect Windows Ransomware
- EFI Byte Code Virtual Machine, A Monster Emerges
- Recursive Loader

I'm always watching what mrd0x (co-founder of MalDevAcademy) is publishing because he is the only malware-related security researcher finding new initial access techniques. He's the LeBron James on finding weird social engineering malware delivery techniques.

Bro is up to some funny business

Black Mass Volume III is available for free as a PDF and for sale as a physical copy on Amazon

Locations available: US, UK, DE, FR, ES, IT, NL, PL, SE, JP, CA, AU

Subsequent post contains link to US Amazon link. Use your countries Amazon domain to buy the book.

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJGMMKC7

Free PDF: https://mini-01-s3.vx-underground.org/samples/Papers/Other/VXUG%20Zines/2025-07-22%20-%20Black%20Mass%20Volume%20III.pdf

Regarding Black Mass Volume III - making money from the book is cool and badass. However, we are aware pricing isn't the same globally. In some countries, such as Brazil and India, the pricing is outrageously high.

We encourage our friends in countries where the price is high to use the free PDF, go to some printing store, and make a physical copy yourself. Alternatively, if you're someone who simply cannot afford the $13.37, then print it yourself too. Do whatever you gotta do, fam.

Fuck tariffs and fuck import taxes and fuck import "fees". Information and educational content for free and for everyone, always.

Enjoy the stuff. We have more stuff coming (eventually).

Thank you for the love and support.
-smelly

Literally everyone on the planet is surprised Ozzy made it to 76. Bro could fart and get everyone in a 50km radius high

Per French authorities — the suspected administrator of XSS has been arrested in Ukraine

https://www.reuters.com/technology/suspect-linked-russian-language-cybercriminal-forum-arrested-ukraine-says-france-2025-07-23/

XSS has been around forever. If this is true, this is a massive blow to the CIS cybercrime ecosystem.

Chat, Erik Martin has arrived.