tfw you take a drink from an energy drink then chase it with a huge rip off your vape and you feel your blood pressure go from 120/80 to 240/160

Kevin Kull, CISSP and CISA

>7,891 CSAM photos
>10 CSAM videos
>178 animated CSAM videos
>Photographed and collected pictures of kids
>Recorded himself having sex with child-sized doll

Caught by his roommate, used his computer and found a folder called "child erotica"

Also, extremely high probability one of our followers met this guy. He probably went to DEFCON

Based on the initial court documents, it looks like he unironically had good OPSEC and nobody had any idea he was a creep. Bro knew how to use a computer and how to hide himself online. Coincidentally, he is also a fucking idiot and named the folder "child erotica"

????

wtf 7 year olds are doing ransomware

wtf I made a post about willing to do talks in exchange for pizza and some place offered me $20 AND pizza

Chat, we are so back

A very prestigious institution invited me to speak there. But, they said I had to be professional e.g. no schizo rants, no swearing, etc.

I guess I'll never be a cool speaker influencer guy with a cool resume. I can't sell my soul and pretend to be someone I'm not (I'm a loser)

Imagine the infosec suits and corporate managers hearing me saying "ya, it's all a bunch of fuckin' stupid bullshit" when discussing a serious topic, then they hear a huge rip off a vape, a burp, then I show them all a picture of a cat

Alaska Airlines is experiencing "IT issues" and all planes are grounded. This is definitely your standard "IT issues" and not the r-word (it can't be said).

> whats the r word?

It rhymes with schmansome-schmare

Been having some problems with rodents in my shed. Luckily, a stray cat has been hunting them for me. Anyone know what kind of cat this is?

This image was stolen from Reddit, specifically from the r/spider subreddit. Someone located this large black widow spider in their basement.

I have entomophobia — I'm terrified of ALL insects. If a lady bug touches me I scream. If I saw this spider I'd orbital nuke my property

haha CVE-2025-53770 whats the big deal amirite

PATCH NOW:

MITIGATION: Pull power cable

Hello,

If you or a loved one has been a victim of CVE-2025-53770, or would like to investigate the exploit further, we have it available for download.

(But you need to know the password, literally no one knows it)

https://vx-underground.org/tmp

Black Mass Volume III is on it's final stages of development. Our publisher has received it. If they don't yell at us and be mean, Black Mass Volume III will become available Friday, July 25th, 2025.

It will be available online as a PDF for free. You can buy a physical copy for (???, price to be determined).

Content:
- JIT-Linker - The Hard Way to Execute Code in Java
- Exploring Matryoshka Obfuscation with Multidigraphs
- The Perfect Windows Ransomware
- EFI Byte Code Virtual Machine, A Monster Emerges
- Recursive Loader

I'm always watching what mrd0x (co-founder of MalDevAcademy) is publishing because he is the only malware-related security researcher finding new initial access techniques. He's the LeBron James on finding weird social engineering malware delivery techniques.

Bro is up to some funny business

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