I don't know what they're putting in the water, but these anime profile-picture nerds are cookin'

es3n1n reverse engineered Windows Security Center service and found how to interop with it. This includes disabling it and being a memester

This is excellent research. Jealous I didn't explore it more. Check it out here:
https://github.com/es3n1n/defendnot

Lockbit ransomware group has been compromised. Their backend panel was dumped.

You can see my build logs in the data dump.

Lockbit gave me access after I sent him a bunch of cat pictures.

> every threat Intel agency on the planet swarming Lockbit data dump
> my alias present
> look inside
> "I love anime"

Got an email from the CyberAvengers saying something Zionist baby killers something something and this is our last warning or something

Dawg, we're not even really around right now. We're busy. Also, we're not Jewish or Israeli. What the fuck are you talking about?

Wtf do you want us to do? Call Netanyahu and tell him to stop? Call Trump and tell them to stop aiding Israel? Bro, we collect MALWARE and post cat pictures on the INTERNET. Do you seriously think we have any credibility geopolitically? Idk wtf is going on geopolitically, Idek wtf is going on outside my bedroom anymore. Half the time I don't even know what day it is

There's thousands upon thousands of people and organizations and social media profiles which discuss geopolitics and actually know what's going on. Talk to them, not us

"how does someone join vxug?"

malware is cool

Microsoft is right.

We need MORE ai in Windows 11. How am I supposed to use Notepad without AI?

We need MORE data collection. If we allow data analytics and collection, they can make us MORE safe and improve the product

If Notepad isn't 500MB from being written in C# with 200 dependencies and an embedded AI thingy, I don't want it.

we need someone to write a paper or tutorial on how we can make our windows workstations as invasive as possible. we want FULL analytics, all data logged, EVERYTHING!

microsoft needs our help theyre running out of money!!

My son is almost 1 month old.

So far he doesn't have a job, doesn't have a driver's license, doesn't have any computer certifications, hasn't been featured in any documentaries. He hasn't even TRIED to learn to code despite all the C programming books I bought him.

I sat down with him and said, "Son, it's been a whole month and you haven't done anything. How do YOU do that?!"

He then pooped his pants and squirmed around in his onesie.

Parents, do you have any advice?

Too busy, just sharing funny cat pictures. Later on this month there will be a big update if I can sneak away to the computer for an hour or so

Love you
-smelly

Many people do not know this, but the Google symbol is actually the Mark of The Beast. Many people mistake it for "666" or a Goat or Devil's Horns.

Nope, it's this:

Absolutely devastated. I've been up all night crying.

I read an article which states you can screen someone as being a North Korean IT worker by requesting they say "Fuck Kim Jung Un".

I decided to test it out.

I picked up my newborn son and requested he say "Fuck Kim Jung Un". He wouldn't say it. Instead he looked to the left, to the right, and then made weird grunting noises.

I'm devastated. I had no idea my 1 month old son was actually a North Korean remote IT specialist trying to commit corporate espionage.

Parents, any idea how to handle your newborn child being a state-sponsored Threat Actor from North Korea?

Admittedly, we thought it was a bit strange our newborn was 5'5 (165cm) and was fluent in Korean with a Pyongyang dialect. However, we brushed this off as a phase and a normal part of newborn development.

It is a very surreal feeling seeing the United States Department of Justice cite one of our posts in an official court document

The irony is that, from all of our outrageous posts we've made, it's the Dancing Bean meme that makes it to the Department of Justice

> Go on X (the everything app)
> Click For You tab
> Random profile about history
> View comment section
> Boomers tagging Grok, questioning validity of post
> Grok responds, stating post is accurate
> Boomer gets mad, responds to AI Bot saying it's wrong

Witnessed a random dude arguing with an AI bot in near real time. The random dude is insulting the bot like it's an actual person 😭