Hello,

We've removed the post on the Bubble zero day. The purpose of the post was to draw attention to the issue — which was indeed addressed.

As a recap, 2 researchers published a paper on Bubble-dot-io and how to exploit it. Bubble ignored them. We were requested to relay the issue loudly so it was addressed. It was addressed. Bubble asserts they do not consider this an exploit because this is the result of users failing to RTM and follow the Bubble security guidelines.

I will personally take the L that it was a stretch to classify this as zero day when this is the result of users not following the Bubble best practices guide. It does not impact Bubble in totality.

tl;dr 2 guys 1 bubble

Removed weird balloon thing from car. Now can safely store beer in car

Please drink and drive responsibly

One of my fondest memories of Lockbit ransomware group was when Lockbit ransomed a small nonprofit healthcare clinic in South America.

They begged him to decrypt the machines so they can provide treatment to people in need. They primarily provided healthcare to people in remote areas who have little to no money, education, or work.

Lockbit said: "If you have money for computers, you have money to pay me"

Wow, truly a heartwarming moment. Very cool.

We've seen a bunch of dorks on Twitter use this meme format to insert mathematics and physics stuff into the Chad thought bubble.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you've ever actually spent your day doing something "intellectual intensive", your brain requires brain rot. You physically cannot brain science non-stop everyday. Do gym bros stay in the gym 24/7? Do athletes train 24/7? No. You need down time. The brain is (in some capacity) a muscle too which requires training.

The only people we've seen brain science hardcore non-stop are one of the following (sometimes multiple):

1. Autistic nerds (not memeing), some autistic people have God levels of focus
2. ADHD nerds, if you get them on that weird hyper-focus stuff they'll lock in for like, 4 days and not bathe or eat
3. Nerds on drugs, more common than you'd think, but the nerds abusing amphetamines (or nootropics in general) lock in pretty hard too, until they crash out and they're worthless slabs of meat for like, a week or more

Anyway, the entire point of this micro-rant is to tell some of you to not be brain washed by pseudo-intellectual grifters on social media. The entire part of braining is to have fun, explore, and learn. It isn't a competition, it isn't a "lOoK hOw SmaRt i Am" competition, it isn't a race to who can do the newest and coolest research.

When you're bored of a video game do you force yourself to like it? Same as brain stuff — you might try to force yourself through the boring parts, but eventually you'll be like, "this shit is lame", and move onto something you like more.

Look at cat pictures, laugh at edgy memes, understand there is time for braining and there is time for brain rot.

Okay, talk to you later, love you, mwah kissies kissies
-smelly smellington

Happy Easter

He has AMD Ryzen

wtf why this dissin us

4chans last words were, "Chicken Jockey"

Hello,

Currently uploading 175,000 new malwares. We've also got some papers and other stuff we've gotta add.

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After we reassessed and improved our malware builders collection we've had a significant influx of people asking for the password.

Chat, the noobs are looking for malware

ultra rare kitty cat

>be me
>work on crappy computer virus website
>uploading 200gb of bad computer programs
>bored
>listening to Primer 55
>looking at cat pictures

ok ttyl, gonna let stuff upload

Cats 🤝 Malware

wtf my cat has a computer virus

April 14th, 2025, David M. Dorbish Jr., passed away as a result of a suspected drug overdose.

David M. Dorbish Jr. was a prolific online serial swatter who plead guilty to 15 charges in 2020.

I hate seeing people write and/or say "cyber" in the context of cybersecurity i.e. "I'm studying for cyber right now".

The word "cyber" is an adjective — do you study big, tall, short, tiny, blue, stinky?

/me flips desk

Updates to the vx-underground collection:

Papers:
- 2004-06-06 - Execution redirection thru Image File Execution Options key
- 2025-04-07 - Bypass WDAC WinDbg Preview
- 2025-04-17 - Notes on RtlGetUnloadEventTraceEx

Malwares:
- InTheWild.0152
- InTheWild.0153
- InTheWild.0154
- InTheWild.0155
- InTheWild.0156
- InTheWild.0157
- InTheWild.0158
- InTheWild.0159

getting emotional right now, thinking of windows xp and listening to evanescence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anLPw0Efmo

Today virus exchange was banned from our (other) hosting provider (Wasabi). They claim our domain virus-dot-exchange has malware on it.

They cited 1 specific file hash and stated virus exchange is disabled until we can explain why we have 1 malware on the server

What the fuck?