"I love Microsoft Window's, I just wish it collected MORE of my personal data!" — Nobody, ever

A video was shared online today of a person named "Dave" being violently assaulted for their cryptocurrency. This is a continuing trend of violent crime associated with cryptocurrency.

A person has identified the location of the video. This is Banbury Park in North York, Ontario, Canada.

hacker tip: you can fit a lot of mayonnaise in a desktop case

best hacker keyboard ive ever used. its super ergonomic. you dont even need a mouse, you use your tongue on the big red ball to move your cursor

We don't have anything planned for April Fools

turns out that oracle compromise was real. wtf why would a multi billion dollar company lie ???

>oracle says nah we werent compromised
>ta says "wtf ya u were"
>bleepincomputer is given samples
>oracle healthcare customers confirm data is real
>oracle says "nah lol"

how does data magically appear then lol

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/oracle-health-breach-compromises-patient-data-at-us-hospitals/

oracle WAS NOT hacked! a criminal just happened to PERFECTLY guess customer data and it BY CHANCE perfectly matched the data of healthcare customers!!!

ORACLE WAS NOT COMPROMISED! oracle intentionally inserted a weird txt file into there website with a criminals email address!!!!

🚨BREAKING🚨

IShowSpeed will be performing a A BACKFLIP over the Great Firewall of China so he can watch YouTube and visit Instagram!!!

The CCP is fuming!!! 😲😲😲😲

inb4 linux nerds say "who is ispeedshow", wake up bro, this guy is singlehandedly STOPPING APT41 by visiting mainland china and stuff

ishowspeed 🤝apt41

oracle: ok someone hacked us on jan 22nd, but it was old data from something we were moving, no big deal

the fbi: lol wtf?

https://www.reuters.com/technology/fbi-investigating-cyberattack-oracle-bloomberg-news-reports-2025-03-28/

fedex workers delivering my server

Shoutout to zhangsansec for successfully compromising vx-underground.

A few days ago we put vx-underground in a debug state. We forgot to revert it back.

zhangsansec discovered this, exploited it, and instead of memeing us he notified us so we could fix it

hehe whoopsies, accidentally did something, didnt undo change, and got pwned (we were working in prod)

Malware is on the internet

Today EUROPOL announced the takedown of a large and prolific CSAM (Child Sexual Abuse Material) website known online as "Kidflix" — a reference to Netflix.

Over 35 countries were involved in the operation which was lead by the State Criminal Police of Bavaria (Bayerisches Landeskriminalamt) and the Bavarian Central Office for the Prosecution of Cybercrime (ZCB).

Kidflix was infamous due to it's "unique" features for CSAM websites. It allowed users to filter by video quality, watch child abuse livestreams, and preview videos prior to purchase. Additionally, individuals who were active on the website, shared content, produced unique content, etc. could earn "Kidflix tokens" which allowed them to get other CSAM material for free. Furthermore, the site had 3.5 unique CSAM videos uploaded every hour, with a total of 6,288 hours (262 days) of CSAM videos present on the website.

Law enforcement learned over 1,800,000 people from all across the globe visited Kidflix. Kidflix contained over 72,000 videos of CSAM.

As a result of the takedown over 1,400 suspects have been identified and (thus far) 79 individuals have been apprehended and 39 children has been rescued from child predators.

This operation, dubbed "Operation Stream", is the largest pedophile network takedown European history. EUROPOL has stated they will continue to work with other countries law enforcement agencies to hold each person accountable for the crimes committed on Kidflix.