This took a long ass time to aggregate, you infosec nerds who put hashtag-malware and hashtag-apt in your Twitter bio better like this shit and download this shit.

> go to work
> be in meeting
> "what's your opinion on vx-underground?"
> mfw

"Hate them – they sympathize with threat actors, foreign adversaries, and their memes suck. Actively distributing malware source code and builders is borderline criminal, they're doing more harm than good"

(just repeat the same stuff everyone else criticizes us for)

Oh god, one of our typos is actually in a legitimate judiciary hearing. Now actual court officials, lawyers, and possibly a jury are going to see our dumbass typoes.

Nerds were able to transform Google Calendar into a filesystem.

tl;dr malware idea

https://github.com/lvkv/whenfs

While you attended DEFCON, in pursuit of vanity, we studied the blade

As is tradition, nerds have gone too far.

Researcher Ersei booted Linux off of Google Drive

https://ersei.net/en/blog/fuse-root

We got another 1,800,000+ malware samples cookin'.

We're at like, 22,000,000 unique samples. There is no reason why any individual should possess this much malware but here we are. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you're at DEFCON and see a woman with this backpack, ask her for a limited edition vx-underground holographic sticker. She has them all.

Please don't randomly touch her or yank on her backpack.

Just wave or say "Hello Helen", y'know, like a normal human being would do.

Hello this is vx-underground and welcome to Jackass.

Next time you purchase a harddrive make sure you read the specs closely or else you'll be stuck transferring 6.82TB+ at 20MB/s.

Yesterday BratvaCorp detailed the 200IQ moves performed by the administrators of WWH-Club.

Kublitskii, a Russian national, and Khodyrev, a Kazakhstan national, sought asylum in the United States.

Upon arrival Kublitskii deposited $50,000 cash in a Bank of America account and began renting a luxury condo in Sunny Isles Beach, Florida. Additionally, he reportedly spent his time visiting various tourist attractions in Orlando, Florida. Despite his heavy spending, he reported no form of income or employment.

Khodyrev also residing in Florida, reported no income or employment. However, he decided to purchase a 2023 Corvette in $110,000 cash.

The United States Internal Revenue Service seeing two foreign nationals burning hundreds of thousands of dollars despite no employment