RansomVC claims to have compromised the Colonial Pipeline

???

*We have not reviewed any of the leaked files from RansomVC to confirm it's authenticity. It's Friday night.

snlyngaas of CNN spoke with a representative from the Colonial Pipeline. We have attached their statement below.

tl;dr third party compromised?

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Mr Robot wasn't a good show

We've updated the vx-underground malware sample collection

- RedLine
- RecordBreaker
- Vidar
- FormBook
- RhadamanthysLoader
- Xenomorph
- SnakeKeylogger
- Remcos
- AgentTesla
- Lokibot
- CatB
- LgoogLoader
- MagniberRansomware
- AsycnRAT

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The very second you share an opinion on Twitter

She's a 10 but Excel thinks she's an October

When you're reverse engineering some obscure function in Windows you will almost ALWAYS end up on a Chinese forum.

Rumors are circulating about a Signal 0day.

If a Signal 0day existed it would be worth roughly $33,560,600,000,000 (just enough to pay off the United States national debt).

It would be used by state-sponsored threat actors. It would not be used to spy on anime hoarding nerds

This number was determined by how many people use Signal, divided by the current number of cookies we have in Cookie Clicker, and then squared by the number of episodes in One Piece

Nerds applying for Red Teaming jobs after being raided by the FBI

404mediaco did a news article on nerds using AI to make AI 'dream' girlfriends.

tfw your girlfriend accidentally puts her legs on backwards

You can read the full article here: https://www.404media.co/dream-ai-girlfriend-randomly-turns-into-nude-jennifer-lopez-has-four-legs/

Google yielded poor results. Bing immediately understood the issue.

Thanks, Bing.

A video illustrating how internet nerd fights work

Trellix reported they've observed suspected state-sponsored activity abusing the Discord CDN for malware delivery.

This is disgusting.

Who would abuse a free and publicly accessible chatroom system for nefarious purposes?!

The post is meant to be satirical. Chat systems have been abused to deliver malware, house it, or exfiltrate data since ... the 90s?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Ukrainian Cyber Alliance has taken down Trigona ransomware group.

Information via AlvieriD

We've updated the vx-underground APT collection. We've added papers ranging from August, 22nd 2023 - October 13th, 2023.

See attached image for list of all additions.

Have a nice day.

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