Dark Angels ransomware group hasn't even finished their payment portal for victims. The Johnson Controls page is just Lorem Ipsum 😭

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If exploit developers, reverse engineers, and malware developers were alive in the medieval era they'd be the crazy person living out in the woods trying to perform alchemy spells like turning wood into gold

Dharma ransomware (alternatively referred to as Crysis ransomware) creates payloads which work on Windows 2000.

We've updated the vx-underground malware sample collection

- NokoyawaRansomware
- RhadamanthysLoader
- RoyalRansomware
- Vidar
- BoldMove
- DarkBitRansomware
- BlackSnakeRansomware
- ParadiseRansomware
- GigabudRAT
and more...

Check it out here: https://www.vx-underground.org/

Exchange this desktop with a Gateway computer, with the weird cow commercials, and a 50lbs (22kg) CRT monitor.

A man on Twitter has created the dumbest post (and thread) in all of Twitter history. This is not an easy achievement either.

!!! Caution: reading this thread may result in spontaneous combustion !!!

tl;dr random guy writes erotic hacker fiction, says incomprehensible nonsense, normies foam out the mouth at the epic 1337ness

https://twitter.com/PatrickByrne/status/1711440905943572918

We've updated the vx-underground InTheWild malware collection. We've added InTheWild.0088 - InTheWild.0094. It is 120,000 new malware samples available for bulk download.

Have a nice day.

https://vx-underground.org

We've uploaded more malware samples to VXDB. There are now 19,223,330 samples available for download.

It is free. 🫡

https://virus.exchange

More updates to vx-underground.

- The Old New Thing archive has been updated for August, 2023 and September, 2023

- The Malware Analysis collection has been updated, 95 new malware analysis papers have been added via @malpedia.

More to come. 🫡

https://www.vx-underground.org/

David, why you gotta leave us a mixed review on our book because of Amazon recommendations 😭

It's that time of the year again.

ALPHV ransomware group has an AffiliatePlus program. Once affiliates make over $1,500,000 in profit they're given "a promotion" to AffiliatePlus status. Included in the AffiliatePlus program is access to "Munchkin", their custom Linux OS.

See image for details.

malware spelled backwards is racecar

beep beep

1 like = 1 malware

🙏🙏🙏🙏

Our 1 like = 1 malware post has gotten over 100,000 likes. We will upload over 100,000 new samples to the VXDB.

(just kidding, it was a reference to boomer facebook posts, but we are really uploading over 100,000 new malware samples).

Have a nice day:)

What the hell kind of captcha is this? Who the hell is Koshigaya Komari?

We uploaded 100,000 samples today. It turns out we already ingested them all sometime in the past.

Another 95,796 malware samples queued for upload.

1. Yes, we're playing with malware from a physical Windows machine

2. No AV & Windows Defender is disabled. We're not cowards

3. Lost track of queue order, they're just labeled "Number Next".