π @laughingC π #memes
Dad: I want you to marry a girl Iβve chosen.
Son: No way.
Dad: This girl is Bill Gatesβ daughter.
Son: Oh, in that caseβsure.
Dad goes to Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: Absolutely not.
Dad: But my son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Well⦠in that case, okay.
Dad then visits the president of the World Bank.
Dad: Make my son the CEO of your bank.
President: No way.
Dad: Heβs going to be Bill Gatesβ son-in-law.
President: Then consider it done!
Now *thatβs* how you network. π
π @laughingC π
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Dad: I want you to marry a girl Iβve chosen.
Son: No way.
Dad: This girl is Bill Gatesβ daughter.
Son: Oh, in that caseβsure.
Dad goes to Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: Absolutely not.
Dad: But my son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Well⦠in that case, okay.
Dad then visits the president of the World Bank.
Dad: Make my son the CEO of your bank.
President: No way.
Dad: Heβs going to be Bill Gatesβ son-in-law.
President: Then consider it done!
Now *thatβs* how you network. π
π @laughingC π
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π @laughingC π #memes
My phone just took a nosedive onto the floor!!
Is everyone on my contact list still alive? π
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My phone just took a nosedive onto the floor!!
Is everyone on my contact list still alive? π
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π @laughingC π #memi
This is "Top Secret"
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This is Bottom Secret π
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This is "Top Secret"
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This is Bottom Secret π
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