This is something that I kept from years ago but I thought that I would share this for a belly laugh.
This is Aussie humour and should never be forgotten.
It's what makes us Aussies.
The ability to laugh at ourselves.
So remember to laugh and find your happiness wherever that may be.
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET #12659
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
(about 20 years old) What he had to say for himself.
The man replied: 'Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming ' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling, '
and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,
and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time And sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident! '
... I just lost it. '
'CASE DISMISSED!! '
This is Aussie humour and should never be forgotten.
It's what makes us Aussies.
The ability to laugh at ourselves.
So remember to laugh and find your happiness wherever that may be.
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET #12659
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
(about 20 years old) What he had to say for himself.
The man replied: 'Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming ' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling, '
and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,
and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time And sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident! '
... I just lost it. '
'CASE DISMISSED!! '
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Indian advertisement about new graphene chips in sanitary pads.
Graphene everywhere now?
Graphene everywhere now?
Is this how ScoMo will cover up the illegitimate positions he assigned himself to?
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/former-pm-scott-morrison-was-sedated-at-night-for-his-insomnia-throughout-pandemic/news-story/a3a60a8fe48c0da5b54f6c743a653fe8
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/former-pm-scott-morrison-was-sedated-at-night-for-his-insomnia-throughout-pandemic/news-story/a3a60a8fe48c0da5b54f6c743a653fe8
First lady Jill Biden tests positive for COVID-19
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/first-lady-jill-biden-tests-positive-covid-19
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First lady Jill Biden tests positive for COVID-19
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Putin called out the transnational elites. And the bullshit that is their agenda
Subject: Fwd: FW: "SERVICE" EXPLAINED.
I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies:
Banking 'Service'
Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Pay TV 'Service'
State & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
Bureaucratic 'Service'
Government 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
Then I visited my uncle, he's a farmer, and he hired a bull to 'Service' his cows.
Suddenly WOW!!! It all came clear. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.
I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies:
Banking 'Service'
Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Pay TV 'Service'
State & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
Bureaucratic 'Service'
Government 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
Then I visited my uncle, he's a farmer, and he hired a bull to 'Service' his cows.
Suddenly WOW!!! It all came clear. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.
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Aleck Zeck sums it up well.
We are full of toxicity, no wonder people are sick…
We are full of toxicity, no wonder people are sick…
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Having the guts to believe that you are as amazing, as the rest, takes some balls.
Somebody forgot to tell him that it's more than one day of gym to compete 🤣🤣
Somebody forgot to tell him that it's more than one day of gym to compete 🤣🤣
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He was going to feed the seagulls, but he just fed himself
Farewell Rodney-Stuart Randall (third party interloper)...it was nice knowing you, albeit for a brief moment in time...appreciate your acquiescence at the last hearing in our former ANZ strayed fraud case / expose and in previous correspondence marked to your direct attention, among others, to the fact that no so called judicial officer of the purported corporation aka Supreme Court of Victoria (among others) has any authority, standing or jurisdiction! #WhoIsNext 🤔🎯
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JUST IN - Drought declared in 8 of 14 areas in England. Stores begin rationing water, millions of households are hit by hosepipe bans.
https://www.disclose.tv/id/1558049682034724865/
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Lauterbach flashed his personal QR code at the camera as he presented the new controversial China-like "color code" update for the COVID app at a press conference, involuntarily making his vaccination status verifiable to all.
Update: Health Ministry now says that Lauterbach has received the 4th injection, but he has not uploaded the latest certificate to the app yet. No further details were provided.
https://www.berliner-zeitung.de/news/laut-covpasscheck-karl-lauterbach-zuletzt-vor-271-tagen-geimpft-corona-li.255960
Lauterbach flashed his personal QR code at the camera as he presented the new controversial China-like "color code" update for the COVID app at a press conference, involuntarily making his vaccination status verifiable to all.
Update: Health Ministry now says that Lauterbach has received the 4th injection, but he has not uploaded the latest certificate to the app yet. No further details were provided.
https://www.berliner-zeitung.de/news/laut-covpasscheck-karl-lauterbach-zuletzt-vor-271-tagen-geimpft-corona-li.255960
Berliner Zeitung
Laut CovPassCheck-App: Lauterbach zuletzt vor 271 Tagen geimpft
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