VIBES & WINES ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฐ๐ช
๐ SECRETS ๐ Season 4 ๐ฆ Episode 03๐ Me : What do you mean man.. Damian was going to kill her angejua ukweli..na kumbuka pia kama Damian hangetolewa in the picture mimi na wewe tungekua prison.. Denno angehepeshwa na bro wake๐ Mike : Wueh manze tumekua involvedโฆ
๐ SECRETS ๐
Season 4๐ฅ
Episode 04๐ฅ
Me : Zii bado ni mapema๐
Stesh : Niko curious๐
Me : Life is all about curiosity na hio ndo humake life interesting.. knowing everything spoils the game wewe tulia๐
Stesh : Okay sikusema unipee motivational speeches๐
Me : Kesho nataka nifike hivo kwa kazi
Stesh : Tuko kwa leave beb kazi aje?
Me : Kuna meeting kiasi tu
Stesh : Penye imefika Carl nitaanza kumake calls huko nikue kama ni ukweli vitu hua unanishow
Me : Unaona sasa . you don't trust me..how can we live like this manze๐
Stesh : Ona sasa.. you are always playing victim hata kama ni wewe umenikosea..juzi ukapotea three days..the other time umetoka huko na some cash..doo mingi sana..beb if there's something you are hiding from me this is the time
Me : For what๐
Stesh : To tell me
Me : I'm hiding nothing beb๐
Stesh : Wewe cheka..by the way Blake is coming next week
Me : So mlisameheana ama
Stesh : Zii nilipata amenitext but i didn't reply
Me : So anakujia manzi yake ama๐
Stesh : Manzi anadate family mzima ya Simon๐
Me : Hey hey mind your tongue beb hio information ikitoka nje people will slaughter each other
Nilikua worried sana manze kisubmarine Stesh anaweza ropokwa๐. Na mse nilikua nasaidia ni kama hakukua ready kutoroka bado anataka kuskia joto ya Simon๐. Hio wiki mzima nilikaa na Stesh hadi nikachoka๐. Friday morning na mapema Loise akacall ๐ฑ. Nikaangalia kama Stesh ameamka nikaona bado analala. Nikatoka na phone hadi downstairs
Me : Yes
Loise : Guess what
Me : What
Loise : I'm pregnant๐ฅน
Me : Whaat๐ค
Loise : Yeah..some weeks
Me : Nilikushow usipo toa hio stuff ni wewe utalea
Loise : Na DNA itadeal na wewe..why did you sleep with someone's baby mama kama uko na bibi yako Carl?
Me : What's this Loise..we started well lakini naona tukikosana vibaya sana
Loise : I know your problem..kama hautaki watu wajue then we can be meeting in secret hadi vile nitazaa huyu mtoto
Me : Forget about meeting me
Nikakata hio call. Sasa hapa mambo imechemka both sides mbaya sana๐๐. Stesh akijua huyu ako na ball hapa nimetokwa๐๐. New number ikacall
TO BE CONTINUED ๐ฆ
Season 4๐ฅ
Episode 04๐ฅ
Me : Zii bado ni mapema๐
Stesh : Niko curious๐
Me : Life is all about curiosity na hio ndo humake life interesting.. knowing everything spoils the game wewe tulia๐
Stesh : Okay sikusema unipee motivational speeches๐
Me : Kesho nataka nifike hivo kwa kazi
Stesh : Tuko kwa leave beb kazi aje?
Me : Kuna meeting kiasi tu
Stesh : Penye imefika Carl nitaanza kumake calls huko nikue kama ni ukweli vitu hua unanishow
Me : Unaona sasa . you don't trust me..how can we live like this manze๐
Stesh : Ona sasa.. you are always playing victim hata kama ni wewe umenikosea..juzi ukapotea three days..the other time umetoka huko na some cash..doo mingi sana..beb if there's something you are hiding from me this is the time
Me : For what๐
Stesh : To tell me
Me : I'm hiding nothing beb๐
Stesh : Wewe cheka..by the way Blake is coming next week
Me : So mlisameheana ama
Stesh : Zii nilipata amenitext but i didn't reply
Me : So anakujia manzi yake ama๐
Stesh : Manzi anadate family mzima ya Simon๐
Me : Hey hey mind your tongue beb hio information ikitoka nje people will slaughter each other
Nilikua worried sana manze kisubmarine Stesh anaweza ropokwa๐. Na mse nilikua nasaidia ni kama hakukua ready kutoroka bado anataka kuskia joto ya Simon๐. Hio wiki mzima nilikaa na Stesh hadi nikachoka๐. Friday morning na mapema Loise akacall ๐ฑ. Nikaangalia kama Stesh ameamka nikaona bado analala. Nikatoka na phone hadi downstairs
Me : Yes
Loise : Guess what
Me : What
Loise : I'm pregnant๐ฅน
Me : Whaat๐ค
Loise : Yeah..some weeks
Me : Nilikushow usipo toa hio stuff ni wewe utalea
Loise : Na DNA itadeal na wewe..why did you sleep with someone's baby mama kama uko na bibi yako Carl?
Me : What's this Loise..we started well lakini naona tukikosana vibaya sana
Loise : I know your problem..kama hautaki watu wajue then we can be meeting in secret hadi vile nitazaa huyu mtoto
Me : Forget about meeting me
Nikakata hio call. Sasa hapa mambo imechemka both sides mbaya sana๐๐. Stesh akijua huyu ako na ball hapa nimetokwa๐๐. New number ikacall
TO BE CONTINUED ๐ฆ
Hustle zijipe Inshallah
Kila hatua Dua
Efforts za kila siku kuwe na success
Amen.
Kila hatua Dua
Efforts za kila siku kuwe na success
Amen.
Forwarded from The Nairobian
๐๐ผ๐ ๐ผ๐น๐ฑ ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐?
VIBES & WINES ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฐ๐ช
๐ SECRETS ๐ Season 4๐ฅ Episode 04๐ฅ Me : Zii bado ni mapema๐ Stesh : Niko curious๐ Me : Life is all about curiosity na hio ndo humake life interesting.. knowing everything spoils the game wewe tulia๐ Stesh : Okay sikusema unipee motivational speeches๐ Meโฆ
๐ SECRETS ๐
Season 04๐ฆ
Episode 05๐ฆ
Hizi new numbers manze sipendagi ju inaweza kua kitu illegal kisubmarine ujipate kwa noma๐๐
Me : Who's this
"Heey sasa Carl"
Me : Poa sana
"Ni cousin ya Celine"
Me : Ooh Maya what's up๐
Maya : Nimetoa number kwa phone ya Celine ju you are always busy kwa job so kupatana ni ngumu
Me : Yeah actually..niambie๐
Maya : Save my number first..theen..i need to talk to you
Me : Okay go on
Maya : It's about Celine..ako insecure anathani nakutaka
Me : Alaa๐
Maya : Yeah i think I'll look for my own house ju we can't live this way hata nimemuambia if she doesn't trust me around you tukuite we solve this
Me : Akasema aje
Maya : Akasema hawezi kuita but ananishuku sana Carl na imagine mimi na wewe hata we have never talked
Me : That's strange manze๐๐..sasa mbona akue insecure hivo
Maya : Hata sijui..akizidi sana nitasaka hao yangu
Me : Poa
Maya : Anyway si utanipeleka house hunting ju sijajua hizi street sana๐
Me : Okay ๐
Maya : Ndio huyu amefika bye talk later
Huyu nikashindwa rada ni gani sasa ananishow hizo stuff ndo zinihelp aje?๐๐. Sunday nikiwa napigwa na kajua pale kwa garden nikisip orchard yangu๐ง. New number tena ikacall๐
Me : Ni nani
"Ni Jessy"
Me : Ooh aah๐.. umefanya vizuri sana kucall ju mambo sio poa
Jessy : Nini tena
Me : Denno is filling a lawsuit against you..anasema wewe ndo main suspect kwa kifo ya bro wake๐
Jessy : Hee๐..wacha asweat akijisumbua.. they'll never see me
Me : Serikali iko na mkono mrefu wewe๐
Jessy : Carl hata i have changed already..i have shaved mtu hawezi nijua..then nangoja three months hivi nione kama naweza enda hata plastic surgery
Me : Ya?๐ค
Jessy : My nose and my lips si unajua ni hizo hupea mtu shape ya sura yake..if u change those hakuna mtu atawahi nijua Carl..murder case sio kitu rahisi
Me : What about your documents.. fingerprints?.. I'd?..utashikwa bado๐
Jessy : ๐๐๐wewe ndo uko nyuma.. I'm using fake IDs
Me : But it's like pia mimi Denno is pinning me down..anasema ati nilikua involved
Jessy : Hana witness Carl..aghh wewe usikue stressed..na akileta nyenyenye pia yeye huko ndani anazima
Me : Unabonga as if uko na power๐
Jessy : Yeah i mean look..nikakutoa kwa cell na nikaua your biggest enemy and I'm a lady while nyinyi ndume sijui tatu mkashindwa๐
TO BR CONTINUED ๐
REACTIONS๐ซ
Season 04๐ฆ
Episode 05๐ฆ
Hizi new numbers manze sipendagi ju inaweza kua kitu illegal kisubmarine ujipate kwa noma๐๐
Me : Who's this
"Heey sasa Carl"
Me : Poa sana
"Ni cousin ya Celine"
Me : Ooh Maya what's up๐
Maya : Nimetoa number kwa phone ya Celine ju you are always busy kwa job so kupatana ni ngumu
Me : Yeah actually..niambie๐
Maya : Save my number first..theen..i need to talk to you
Me : Okay go on
Maya : It's about Celine..ako insecure anathani nakutaka
Me : Alaa๐
Maya : Yeah i think I'll look for my own house ju we can't live this way hata nimemuambia if she doesn't trust me around you tukuite we solve this
Me : Akasema aje
Maya : Akasema hawezi kuita but ananishuku sana Carl na imagine mimi na wewe hata we have never talked
Me : That's strange manze๐๐..sasa mbona akue insecure hivo
Maya : Hata sijui..akizidi sana nitasaka hao yangu
Me : Poa
Maya : Anyway si utanipeleka house hunting ju sijajua hizi street sana๐
Me : Okay ๐
Maya : Ndio huyu amefika bye talk later
Huyu nikashindwa rada ni gani sasa ananishow hizo stuff ndo zinihelp aje?๐๐. Sunday nikiwa napigwa na kajua pale kwa garden nikisip orchard yangu๐ง. New number tena ikacall๐
Me : Ni nani
"Ni Jessy"
Me : Ooh aah๐.. umefanya vizuri sana kucall ju mambo sio poa
Jessy : Nini tena
Me : Denno is filling a lawsuit against you..anasema wewe ndo main suspect kwa kifo ya bro wake๐
Jessy : Hee๐..wacha asweat akijisumbua.. they'll never see me
Me : Serikali iko na mkono mrefu wewe๐
Jessy : Carl hata i have changed already..i have shaved mtu hawezi nijua..then nangoja three months hivi nione kama naweza enda hata plastic surgery
Me : Ya?๐ค
Jessy : My nose and my lips si unajua ni hizo hupea mtu shape ya sura yake..if u change those hakuna mtu atawahi nijua Carl..murder case sio kitu rahisi
Me : What about your documents.. fingerprints?.. I'd?..utashikwa bado๐
Jessy : ๐๐๐wewe ndo uko nyuma.. I'm using fake IDs
Me : But it's like pia mimi Denno is pinning me down..anasema ati nilikua involved
Jessy : Hana witness Carl..aghh wewe usikue stressed..na akileta nyenyenye pia yeye huko ndani anazima
Me : Unabonga as if uko na power๐
Jessy : Yeah i mean look..nikakutoa kwa cell na nikaua your biggest enemy and I'm a lady while nyinyi ndume sijui tatu mkashindwa๐
TO BR CONTINUED ๐
REACTIONS๐ซ
VIBES & WINES ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฐ๐ช
๐ SECRETS ๐ Season 04๐ฆ Episode 05๐ฆ Hizi new numbers manze sipendagi ju inaweza kua kitu illegal kisubmarine ujipate kwa noma๐๐ Me : Who's this "Heey sasa Carl" Me : Poa sana "Ni cousin ya Celine" Me : Ooh Maya what's up๐ Maya : Nimetoa number kwa phoneโฆ
๐ SECRETS ๐
Season 04๐ฅ
Episode 06๐ฆ
Hizo story za Jessy kisubmarine zilikua zinasound za jaba๐๐. Ati plastic surgery๐. Ataweza bei kweli hata akiongeza hizo doo za payroll hawezi fika za kufika majuu na kurudi.
The following day tukaishia na Stesh swimmo kiasi tukapiga rounds tao.
Stesh : Beeb..
Me : Yes
Stesh : Kama ni a babygirl unataka tumuite aje๐
Me : Sijui beb๐
Stesh : i have this name Swin
Me : Whaat?..swin inakaa imezeeka hata kushinda ntoi mwenyewe๐
Stesh : Ni suggestions tu..na akiwa a babyboy?
Me : Rowlings
Stesh : Wow that sounds awesome
Hakuna kitu ilikua inanipea uoga kama kuitwa baba๐๐. Manze ati mtoi aniite dad sahi naweza tokwa na wazimu kisubmarine akule kichapo cha mbwa.
Stesh : Sasa beb what if Tresh ashikwe na Simon akiwa na Steve ama vice versa?
Me : The worst will happen mtu anaweza poteza shingo
Stesh : ๐๐beb Tresh was my best friend yani hata siamini๐๐
Me : Ni hivo mambo iko๐
Stesh : Then beb hizo pesa zako ni how much
Me : Sio mob.. Half a mill
Stesh : Wow..si tupeleke bank
Me : Zii watakua suspicious
Stesh : Like 50k per day then unawashow you have a business
Me : Mi nataka nikae na pesa zangu kwa nyumba bank hata ni wezi๐๐
Stesh : Wewe uko na mambo๐
Tukiwa hapo kwa dinga bro akanicall ๐ฑ
Jaden : Niaje bro
Me : Poa sana bro
Jaden : Nimesema nikugotee manze
Me : Hio ni fiti bro bado uko home?
Jaden : Zii nilitoka๐
Me : Ooh na Siz?
Jaden : Pia yeye alitoka..
Me. Ooh
Jaden : Gotea mamaa manze
Stesh : Sasa Jaden
Jaden : Poa sana how's the going ๐
Stesh : Niko poa kabisa ๐
Jaden : Sawa sawa
Monday morning tukaamka tufike job. Phone ikaring sikuangalia ni nani. Leo niliamua nidunge suti kisubmarine kama pastor nikanyonga tai karibu nipumue na haga๐๐. Phone ikaring tena. Kuangalia ni Steve
Me : Hey bro
TO BE CONTINUED ๐
Season 04๐ฅ
Episode 06๐ฆ
Hizo story za Jessy kisubmarine zilikua zinasound za jaba๐๐. Ati plastic surgery๐. Ataweza bei kweli hata akiongeza hizo doo za payroll hawezi fika za kufika majuu na kurudi.
The following day tukaishia na Stesh swimmo kiasi tukapiga rounds tao.
Stesh : Beeb..
Me : Yes
Stesh : Kama ni a babygirl unataka tumuite aje๐
Me : Sijui beb๐
Stesh : i have this name Swin
Me : Whaat?..swin inakaa imezeeka hata kushinda ntoi mwenyewe๐
Stesh : Ni suggestions tu..na akiwa a babyboy?
Me : Rowlings
Stesh : Wow that sounds awesome
Hakuna kitu ilikua inanipea uoga kama kuitwa baba๐๐. Manze ati mtoi aniite dad sahi naweza tokwa na wazimu kisubmarine akule kichapo cha mbwa.
Stesh : Sasa beb what if Tresh ashikwe na Simon akiwa na Steve ama vice versa?
Me : The worst will happen mtu anaweza poteza shingo
Stesh : ๐๐beb Tresh was my best friend yani hata siamini๐๐
Me : Ni hivo mambo iko๐
Stesh : Then beb hizo pesa zako ni how much
Me : Sio mob.. Half a mill
Stesh : Wow..si tupeleke bank
Me : Zii watakua suspicious
Stesh : Like 50k per day then unawashow you have a business
Me : Mi nataka nikae na pesa zangu kwa nyumba bank hata ni wezi๐๐
Stesh : Wewe uko na mambo๐
Tukiwa hapo kwa dinga bro akanicall ๐ฑ
Jaden : Niaje bro
Me : Poa sana bro
Jaden : Nimesema nikugotee manze
Me : Hio ni fiti bro bado uko home?
Jaden : Zii nilitoka๐
Me : Ooh na Siz?
Jaden : Pia yeye alitoka..
Me. Ooh
Jaden : Gotea mamaa manze
Stesh : Sasa Jaden
Jaden : Poa sana how's the going ๐
Stesh : Niko poa kabisa ๐
Jaden : Sawa sawa
Monday morning tukaamka tufike job. Phone ikaring sikuangalia ni nani. Leo niliamua nidunge suti kisubmarine kama pastor nikanyonga tai karibu nipumue na haga๐๐. Phone ikaring tena. Kuangalia ni Steve
Me : Hey bro
TO BE CONTINUED ๐
VIBES & WINES ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฐ๐ช
๐ SECRETS ๐ Season 04๐ฅ Episode 06๐ฆ Hizo story za Jessy kisubmarine zilikua zinasound za jaba๐๐. Ati plastic surgery๐. Ataweza bei kweli hata akiongeza hizo doo za payroll hawezi fika za kufika majuu na kurudi. The following day tukaishia na Stesh swimmoโฆ
๐ SECRETS ๐
Season 04๐ฅ
Episode 07๐ฆ
Nikashindwa sahi mapema hata sijafunga zip Steve anaweza kua anataka nini๐๐
Me : What's up bro
Steve : Mkuu ni kama shida zangu zimeanza tena๐
Me : Gani hizo bro
Steve : Stesh hataki ni access phone yake..jana usiku karibu tukosane manze..sijui Carl if i made a wrong move kurudia huyu manzi๐๐
Me : Mbona hataki ushike phone yake?
Steve : Carl ni manzi mgani huenda bathroom na phone?..ati anapiga shower akiskiza RnB๐
Me : Aah bro hio ni kitu ndogo..as long as you trust each other hakuna haja ya kufatilia phone yake
Steve : Instincts don't lie bro..nafeel kuputia hio Whatsapp yake na messages but I don't know how
Me : Bro kaa unafeel kuna something weird about this chic saka tu manzi mwingine hio pia itakupea new experience unacheki
Steve : She was my first love bro huyu manzi kama ni madawa amenikorogea ni strong..hapa Carl kama ni chapati nilikaliwa kitambo.. imagine hio time akiwa majuu nimekua single hadi vile alirudi..is something wrong with ne Carl?
Me : Zii bro..umeweka mind yako ati Tresh is the only girl you should be with but free your mind bro jaribu kumake moves kwa madem wengine
Steve : Bro sijui kaa itakubali..i want to marry her bro nimepita stage ya talking stage na hawa madem watachukua miaka tano kurespond
Me : You have money bro ni rare sana dem akatae mse ako na doo
Steve : You mean i use my money to seduยฐce girls?๐
Me : Zii hakuedagi hivo..show them you are flashy and charismatic sio kushinda na Tresh kwa hao๐
Steve : Man mi mambo na ku impress madem sina hio time.. I'll maintain this one
Nilijaribu kusaidia huyu hakuskia๐๐. Enyewe shida hua zinaita mse zenyewe huwezi hepa fate yako๐. After hio call nikacall Tresh. Stesh akakuja
Stesh : Beb wewe unanichelewesha na hizo calls zako toka tuishie
Me : Beb you have your own car wewe enda mi sina haraka
Stesh : Kwenda huko hata usiwahi ni beba๐
Nikabaki hapo nikacall Tresh hakupick nikatoka nikafika Job.
Me : Babygirl ๐..sasa
Celine : Tell me why Maya is staring at your pics usiku mzima
Me : Whaat๐ตโ๐ซ
Celine : Yeah i was sleeping mi kuamka nampata amezubaa kwa screen anaangalia pics zako
Me : Ooh..sio mbaya maybe ni kuangalia tu?.. Celine wacha kukua jealous manze
Celine : Carl unajua vizuri we are kind of dating.. I don't want her to spoil that..we share a life Carl๐
Me : Yeah yeah but sithani kama Maya ako na hizo intentions
Maya akaingia. Akatuona akipita ndo apande stairs. She waved๐. Nikawave pia.
Celine : You see?.. Carl I'm going mad
Me : ๐๐๐wacha mchezo Celine
Nikafungua ofisi nikachill. Kiasi hivi kuingia Whatsapp nacheki Maya amenitext "You deserve better๐๐ค"
TO BE CONTINUED๐ฅ
Season 04๐ฅ
Episode 07๐ฆ
Nikashindwa sahi mapema hata sijafunga zip Steve anaweza kua anataka nini๐๐
Me : What's up bro
Steve : Mkuu ni kama shida zangu zimeanza tena๐
Me : Gani hizo bro
Steve : Stesh hataki ni access phone yake..jana usiku karibu tukosane manze..sijui Carl if i made a wrong move kurudia huyu manzi๐๐
Me : Mbona hataki ushike phone yake?
Steve : Carl ni manzi mgani huenda bathroom na phone?..ati anapiga shower akiskiza RnB๐
Me : Aah bro hio ni kitu ndogo..as long as you trust each other hakuna haja ya kufatilia phone yake
Steve : Instincts don't lie bro..nafeel kuputia hio Whatsapp yake na messages but I don't know how
Me : Bro kaa unafeel kuna something weird about this chic saka tu manzi mwingine hio pia itakupea new experience unacheki
Steve : She was my first love bro huyu manzi kama ni madawa amenikorogea ni strong..hapa Carl kama ni chapati nilikaliwa kitambo.. imagine hio time akiwa majuu nimekua single hadi vile alirudi..is something wrong with ne Carl?
Me : Zii bro..umeweka mind yako ati Tresh is the only girl you should be with but free your mind bro jaribu kumake moves kwa madem wengine
Steve : Bro sijui kaa itakubali..i want to marry her bro nimepita stage ya talking stage na hawa madem watachukua miaka tano kurespond
Me : You have money bro ni rare sana dem akatae mse ako na doo
Steve : You mean i use my money to seduยฐce girls?๐
Me : Zii hakuedagi hivo..show them you are flashy and charismatic sio kushinda na Tresh kwa hao๐
Steve : Man mi mambo na ku impress madem sina hio time.. I'll maintain this one
Nilijaribu kusaidia huyu hakuskia๐๐. Enyewe shida hua zinaita mse zenyewe huwezi hepa fate yako๐. After hio call nikacall Tresh. Stesh akakuja
Stesh : Beb wewe unanichelewesha na hizo calls zako toka tuishie
Me : Beb you have your own car wewe enda mi sina haraka
Stesh : Kwenda huko hata usiwahi ni beba๐
Nikabaki hapo nikacall Tresh hakupick nikatoka nikafika Job.
Me : Babygirl ๐..sasa
Celine : Tell me why Maya is staring at your pics usiku mzima
Me : Whaat๐ตโ๐ซ
Celine : Yeah i was sleeping mi kuamka nampata amezubaa kwa screen anaangalia pics zako
Me : Ooh..sio mbaya maybe ni kuangalia tu?.. Celine wacha kukua jealous manze
Celine : Carl unajua vizuri we are kind of dating.. I don't want her to spoil that..we share a life Carl๐
Me : Yeah yeah but sithani kama Maya ako na hizo intentions
Maya akaingia. Akatuona akipita ndo apande stairs. She waved๐. Nikawave pia.
Celine : You see?.. Carl I'm going mad
Me : ๐๐๐wacha mchezo Celine
Nikafungua ofisi nikachill. Kiasi hivi kuingia Whatsapp nacheki Maya amenitext "You deserve better๐๐ค"
TO BE CONTINUED๐ฅ
Forwarded from The Nairobian
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