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VIBES & WINES ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ Season 03 ๐Ÿฆ‹ Episode 35โ™ฅ๏ธ Me : Ooh uko sure sikutoka nayo kwa hao morning?..hii nilitoka nayo kwa hao Celine : Mimi sio fala Carl kindly..nimekua na wewe before upande huko juu hii kwanza inakaa fresh.. Carl umetoka kufanya nini huko juu๐Ÿ˜ณ Meโ€ฆ
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ
Season 03 ๐Ÿฆ‹

Episode 36๐Ÿ”ฅ

Kisubmarine Celine alikua jealous to a point that anataka nitoe Loise kwa job na according to me that was not a good move

Me : Haiwezi happen.. reason?..she can sue me
Celine : Hawezi..unasema tu hafanyi kazi vizuri
Me : Celine nimefanya vitu mob but hio haiwezi happen๐Ÿ˜‚
Celine : Aki huyu dem amekukorogea madawa gani Carl
Me : I'll control my relationship with her
Celine : At last๐Ÿ˜Š
Me : Sawa rudi upige kazi

Nikakaa pale nikaanza kupiga hesabu zangu. Yani Steve ako lucky sana. Jamaa akasomea majuu akarudi kenya akapewa job. Mimi nikaanza as a driver vumbi kila siku before nikue manager nilikua nimekaskizia๐Ÿ˜‚. So kisubmarine kuna wasee they're fighting for it na wengine someone else fought their battles ya wealth๐Ÿ˜‚. Ndio maana jamaa ako lazy 24hours๐Ÿ˜‚. Mlango ikagongwa

Me : Come in
Jim : Hey bro
Me : Weee umejuaje hapa๐Ÿค”
Jim : The logo on your car
Me : Haufai kukuja hapa bana your topic ni huko nje haifai iingie hapa..hapa I'm a different person niko kazi
Jim : Help me bro.. you blocked me man..sahi siwezi hata buyia my mum dawa
Me : That's none of my business Jim
Jim : I'll expose her๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ฅ
Me : Whaat๐Ÿ˜ณ.. unajua unacheza na moto gani wewe๐Ÿ˜‚..do you know who you are dealing with Jim?..toka tu hapa upotee kabisa uende usome umalize shule ukiwa alive
Jim : I'll post her nuยฐdees man...amekataa kunisaidia the time i need her the most..alinipromise hatawahi niwacha..
Me : So in short unataka aje.. you want to blackmail her..cheki wacha nikusaidie kama your fellow man..bro huyo mathe akijua hii mambo atakumaliza na staki ukufe juu ya ujinga..so do aje..wewe kanyagia hio mambo move on..wamama hukua temporary wako na pesa they have options..mumama ni mtu anaweza kudate for three hours akipata another fine kaguy unatupwa nje.. another thing..i said wako na pesa which means if you cross their line wanaweza tumia hizo doo kuhire goons wakutoke shingo
Jim : Okay lakini sina pesa Carl i need money manze out of the blues akakata financial support bila kunishow๐Ÿ’”
Me : Sasa wewe unatumia pesa zake kulisha madem na kupiga sherehe unathani atafeel aje?..do aje hebu ishia niko na clients wananitegea hapo nje
Jim : Okay man but unaweza kua na 10k hapo nikurefund tukirudiana na mathe?
Me : Zii..bado sijalipwa..na ukiishia usiwahi rudi hapa

Kijanaa akamatch akagongesha mlango vibaya sana akaishia ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”. Nikacall Sandy

Me : Mum we have a problem
Sandy : Gani
Me : Huyo Jim amekam hadi kwa workplace yangu.. he's threatening to expose your pics
Sandy : Wacha ajaribu tuone akimaliza shule๐Ÿ˜‚
Me : Anasema sijui doo ulikua unampea alikua anabuyua mathe wake dawa za cancer
Sandy : Whaat?๐Ÿค”..alikuambia mamake ako na cancer?
Me : Yeah
Sandy : Aki huyu kijana na uongo.. imagine her mom is healthy and well off.. nilifanya background check yake ako na wazazi wote na wote hakuna mwenye ni mgonjwa

TO BE CONTINUED ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ

Am back guys๐Ÿ˜ Happy Sunday ๐Ÿ˜Š
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๐Ÿ”ฅTHE PRIEST๐Ÿ”ฅ

CHAPTER 2๐Ÿ”ฅ

Kisubmarine nilishtuka hadi karibu nisimame nikakumbuka mimi ni father๐Ÿ˜‚. Ati 20 men yani huyu alikua anauza ama nini๐Ÿ˜‚

Me : You mean 20 men?๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Sandra : Ndio father
Me : Are you selling?
Sandra : Whaat?๐Ÿ™
Me : ooh i mean hao 20 men can you please explain how they came about

Manze huyu nilijua nikicheza kisubmarine hawezi kosa kunilambisha pia mimi nikue the 21st man huko kwa honey pot๐Ÿ˜‚. Alikua manzi ameiva manze nilikua naangalia hizo boobs nafeel kuweka bibilia chini๐Ÿ˜‚

Sandra : 15 ni mabwana za watu na hao wengine ni wanaume tu hua interested na mimi..na father i have one problem..hata nikijaribu ku avoid hii maneno wanaume wanajileta tu and they spend on me sasa inakua ngumu kukataa
Me : The holy spirit will guide you sandra..make sure you pray the rosary every morning before you start your day and every evening before you sleep..so pray after me

Tukaomba pale tukatoka. Nilikua naangalia hizo haga vile zinashake enyewe I'm in the wrong profession๐Ÿ˜‚.

Me : Give me your number I'll be doing a follow up na maombi
Sandra : Okay father


Nikatamani kisubmarine nikue among the 20 lucky men. Nilizubalia hio haga hadi nikasimama. Huyu atatoka kuniita father aniite dzaddy

"Father..father?"
Me : Ooh yes yes

Kugeuka napata ni one of the sisters

Sister : Hello father is everything okay?
Me : Yeah everything is okay

Nikatoka nifike kwa hao. Nikachill pale. Nikaingia kwa fridge nikachukua makali yangu nikajificha bedroom nikaanza kunyonya pole pole๐Ÿฅƒ. Hapa watajua walileta gladiator. Usiku nikacall Sandra

Me : Hello, it's father Carl
Sandra : ooh father uko aje
Me : I'm good..the holy spirit tells me that we need to pray together
Sandra : ooh kwa simu ama
Me : Hapana kwa kanisa
Sandra : Ooh but natoka mbali kidogo na ni usiku siwezi fika father
Me : I'll pick you up
Sandra : Aaw thank you so much father let me prepare

Nikadungia civilian ndo mse asijue mimi ni father. Nikatoka na dinga hadi pharm nikabuy cd karibu 10 packets ingine itakua stock kiundercover ๐Ÿ˜‚. Akanitumia direction kisubmarine nikafika. Nikamfungulia mlango akaingia. Alikua amevaa dress ndefu sio kama last time lakini haga zilikua visible ๐Ÿ˜‚

Sandra : Thank you so much father
Me : Feel at home Sandra

Nikadrive. Hapo kwa dinga kichuma haikua inatulia. Kisubmarine ilikua imejaa boxer hadi dinga imebend side moja kama tuktuk๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†.
Nikapeleka mkono kidogo karibu na penye ako. Hakurada anything. Nikainua skirt yake nikamshika thighs๐Ÿ˜‹

TO BE CONTINUED๐Ÿ”ฅ

Weka like hapoโค๐Ÿ˜‚
VIBES & WINES ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ Season 03 ๐Ÿฆ‹ Episode 36๐Ÿ”ฅ Kisubmarine Celine alikua jealous to a point that anataka nitoe Loise kwa job na according to me that was not a good move Me : Haiwezi happen.. reason?..she can sue me Celine : Hawezi..unasema tu hafanyi kazi vizuriโ€ฆ
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ
Season 03 ๐Ÿฆ‹

Episode 37๐Ÿ”ฅ

Me : Whaat๐Ÿค”
Sandy : Akionekana hapo tena vunja hizo miguu zake๐Ÿ˜‚

Kijanaa alikua amenipanga manze alikua pia anadai kunitoka ganji๐Ÿ˜‚. Matime za kutoka nikahepa Loise๐Ÿ˜‚. Celine na Maya wakaingia kwa dinga kama tumetoka

Celine : Maya job iko aje
Maya : Iko poa sana i love the environment๐Ÿ˜Š
Celine : Poa thanks to Carl..

Nikadrive hadi kwa hao yake. Maya akaingia kwa hao nikabaki hapo nje nikihug na Celine. Tukakiss. Kuangalia kwa dirisha naona Maya anatuchungulia๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”.

Celine : I'll miss you tonight
Me : Me too
Celine : We'll meet over the holiday..si utakam?
Me : Yeah

Cindy akacall ๐Ÿ“ฑ

Me : Take care let me go
Celine : Love you โ™ฅ๏ธ

Nikaingia kwa dinga nikadrive nikareceive

Me : Hello
Cindy : A sleepover can do magic today ๐Ÿ˜Š
Me : I'm with my girlfriend tonight siko available
Cindy : Yani Carl ulisema utanikataa kabisa.. seriously mbona unakua mgumu hivo ati juu Tresh alikuambia sijui nini kunihusi..namjua sana sahi najua amekushow negative things kunihusu.. tulikua tu poa but vile alijua ukaamua kuniacha
Me : Zii niliona tu I'm not doing the right thing
Cindy : Aje sasa Carl.. Tresh amefanya unanihate for no reason.. I'm not as bad as Tresh told you i swear Carl give me a second chance
Me : Cindy soon I'll be someone's husband..we just can't work out๐Ÿ’”
Cindy : Carl mi naona potential.. I'll give you all the fun you need in this world
Me : Manze sidai

Nikadrive nikafika home. Leo nikapata Stesh amefika mbele yangu

Stesh : Leo pia niko na cravings naona ukirudi tao๐Ÿ˜‚
Me : Leo unata nini๐Ÿ˜‚
Stesh : Beb.. bracelet nilikubuyia iko wapi?
Me : I think iko kwa hao
Stesh : Leo morning ulitoka nayo..i like seeing it on you
Me : Kama sio kwa dinga sijui iko wapi
Stesh : Nitakusaidia kitafuta

Tukachokora dinga mzima knowing very well haiko hapo๐Ÿ˜‚

Stesh : Iko wapi
Me : I think nimesahau kwa job
Stesh : Get in your car.. I'm driving
Me : No๐Ÿคจ
Stesh : Beb.. ingia kwa gari
Me : Beb nimechoka sirudi huko
Stesh : I need to see it..it was a gift na nataka nikuone nayo
Me : We'll buy a new one
Stesh : Whaat ๐Ÿ˜–.. meaning ile iko wapi?
Me : Kwa job ilinifinya nikatoa
Stesh : Carl I'm not your kid..na hii ni perfume gani strange unanuka wewe beb what's going on ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Me : Beb hizi drama ni za nini sasa
Stesh : I'm carrying your kid i have every reason to do this..give me your keys
Me : What?

Akatoka na dinga akaishia nikajua wacha ajisumbue hawezi ipata๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”. Nikapiga shower nikajipin na kachai ka jioni pale nikiwatch๐Ÿ˜‚. Nikaskia amerudi. Akakuja kwa hao mbio. Akanitupia hio bracelet kwa uso๐Ÿ’”

TO BE CONTINUED ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Hayaaa wadau weka like hapoโค
VIBES & WINES ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ Season 03 ๐Ÿฆ‹ Episode 37๐Ÿ”ฅ Me : Whaat๐Ÿค” Sandy : Akionekana hapo tena vunja hizo miguu zake๐Ÿ˜‚ Kijanaa alikua amenipanga manze alikua pia anadai kunitoka ganji๐Ÿ˜‚. Matime za kutoka nikahepa Loise๐Ÿ˜‚. Celine na Maya wakaingia kwa dinga kama tumetokaโ€ฆ
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ
Season 03 ๐Ÿ’ซ

Episode 38๐Ÿ”ฅ

Sijui nilinyora kwa toja ama but sikumbuki vizuri๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”. Leo ni leo. Kisubmarine siwezi jua hio bracelet vile ameipata. Nilikua natamani kumelt kama ice nipotee kabisa๐Ÿ’”

Stesh : Beb explain this ๐Ÿ˜ฅ.. Carl naongea na wewe๐Ÿ˜ญ..ulithani mimi ni mjinga sana.. nimekua nakuchunguza sana..i have been going through your call logs..kila siku lazima upigie Loise.. you thought sijui Loise anafanya kazi kwa hii kampuni?.. Carl nilianza kufanya job hapa mbele yako i know everyone๐Ÿ˜ข..but beb why..whyy..nakubuyia bracelet unapea another woman surely Carl hii ni matharau gani..nimepatana na yeye akishuka stairs na i was surprised kuona ameivaa nikamtoa kwa mkono..we exchanged words vibaya sana soldier is my witness๐Ÿ˜ญ
Me : Beb..i
Stesh : Don't beb me na usinikaribie kaa mbali na mimi kabisa..nilikuuliza mbona that girl Celine amekusave na love emoji ukasema haujui..sasa sahi i have a clear picture ya vitu hua unafanya huko kwa job๐Ÿ’”.
Me : Beb unaenda wapi ๐Ÿ˜’
Stesh : None of your business

Stesh akapanda upstairs akaanza kupack

Me : Beb stop.. I'm taking you home to see my parents
Stesh : Peleka Loise mimi na wewe we are done kama maji na mafuta๐Ÿ’”.. I'll give birth na your kid akifika two years utakuja umchukue upelekee one of your women๐Ÿ’”...i feel wasted Carl
Me : Beb you are going nowhere
Stesh : ๐Ÿ˜’hata vile umekua ukinidanganya usiku ati unaishia hosy kuona your friend ilikua uongo..the guy was killed in his own house alikua hosy sangapi?..the same day unakuja hapa ati ulikua kwa accident ndo the same day Damian was killed๐Ÿ’”..ulikuanga unaenda wapi?.. kwa Loise obvious hata I'm wasting my energy talking to you
Me : You are going nowhere I'm locking this door
Stesh : Then I'm killing myself..heri upoteze mtoi na unipoteze.. Loise ni bibi ya wenyewe what are you doing with married women๐Ÿ’”..she has kids na wewe hata haujaona wako..get out of my way
Me : I'm going with you

Hapa nilikua nashindwa najitetea aje. Manze Loise naye kwani hawezi toka kwa office mapema bana kwani alikua anangoja nini๐Ÿ’”. Stesh alikua serious akapack everything manze๐Ÿ’”. Leo sasa sijui nitatumia which formula kumconvince

Me : I called my parents they are waiting for you.. you can't just leave me Stesh
Stesh : Umenicheat na madem wangapi?..then nilikua najifanya mjinga juzi Cindy akiwa hapa.. alikua tu anakuongelea you were the topic..the way alikua anakusifu and the hug na vile ulikua hauongei i suspect that was not normal..did you tell her to come here?
Me : Sasa hata number ya Cindy sina
Stesh : Uko nayo i saw it usiku kama umelala na some incoming calls toka kwake๐Ÿ’”.. community husband๐Ÿ’”

TO BE CONTINUED ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Forwarded from Jude Bellingham
๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚?
VIBES & WINES ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ Season 03 ๐Ÿ’ซ Episode 38๐Ÿ”ฅ Sijui nilinyora kwa toja ama but sikumbuki vizuri๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”. Leo ni leo. Kisubmarine siwezi jua hio bracelet vile ameipata. Nilikua natamani kumelt kama ice nipotee kabisa๐Ÿ’” Stesh : Beb explain this ๐Ÿ˜ฅ.. Carl naongea na wewe๐Ÿ˜ญ..ulithaniโ€ฆ
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ
Season 03 ๐Ÿ’ซ

Episode 39๐Ÿ”ฅ

Manze leo cheat codes zimepigwa ambush zote ๐Ÿ’”

Stesh : I can't control your cheating habits Carl.. nimejaribu nimechoka..ju huko kwa job sijui ni nini hua unafanya..uko na uongo mingi mara ooh sijui beb i have a friend ako hosy ule alipata accident naenda kumuona.. kiasi umeingia na cash kwa bag sijui umetoa wapi..the next thing umepotea for three days then inaingia na Damian anakufa don't you see that's a little bit suspicious?๐Ÿค”
Me : What do you mean?..so unasema i killed Damian?
Stesh : Mara kila siku unapata calls unatoka kwa garden mara unapanda upstairs mara umepanda kwa balcony..who are you Carl?
Me : I'm your boyfriend and I'm here for you..i did everything to protect youโ™ฅ๏ธ.. I want our kid to have a comfortable life

Nilikua namzubaisha kisubmarine giza ishike aogope kutoka๐Ÿ˜‚. Akilala hapa leo najua mambo sio serious sana๐Ÿ˜‚

Stesh : I wish ningejua hii mambo before nipate ball yako
Me : You are carrying my kid Stesh wacha kusema hivo
Stesh : Eeii enda shoutia Loise mpige kelele na watoto wake sio mimi๐Ÿ˜ณ
Me : I need you beb.. you can't raise this kid alone..he/she needs a present father
Stesh : ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜what do you know about fathers?.. beb nimekua nakupikia food upelekee mgonjwa for two weeks..mgonjwa ha exist waaah๐Ÿ™†..this is not the life i wanted Carl..na hii yote ni fault ya Tresh..she told me you are a good man.. I blame her na if things get bad ataniambia mbona alinidanganya

Akatoka nje akaita soldier akamsaidia kuweka suitcase kwa dinga yake. Akachomoka. Nikasema wacha aishie nitamsaka badae ju tulivurugana kwa hao hadi nikawachana na yeye. Nikacall Loise

Me : Hey baby
Loise : We need to talk
Me : Of course that's why i called
Loise : We need to talk in person sio kwa simu..huyo manzi yako ameniaibisha sana Carl
Me : I'm really sorry
Loise : Don't be sorry..kuja kesho we talk about it in person
Me : Okay..do you still love me?
Loise : Goodnight Carl ๐Ÿ’”

Ilikua 9pm manze hadi usingizi imepotea kwa macho ju sijazoea kulala solo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”. Leo kimeniumania vibaya sana hadi bibi amenitoka. Nilikua najua anarudi huko kwa hao yake. Hawezi ishia home kwao๐Ÿ’”. Kiasi hivi naskia soldier anafungua gate.

TO BE CONTINUED ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Mtanivumilia kwa kuchelewa kupost๐Ÿฅฒ

Sina msaidizi..i do post on both channels๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Wee usichoke kureact and keep inviting your friends โค๏ธ
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ
VIBES & WINES ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ Season 03 ๐Ÿ’ซ Episode 39๐Ÿ”ฅ Manze leo cheat codes zimepigwa ambush zote ๐Ÿ’” Stesh : I can't control your cheating habits Carl.. nimejaribu nimechoka..ju huko kwa job sijui ni nini hua unafanya..uko na uongo mingi mara ooh sijui beb i have a friendโ€ฆ
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ
Season 03 ๐Ÿฆ‹

Episode 40๐Ÿ”ฅ

Nikashindwa Kunaendaje hapa. Nikaamka kuchungulia nacheki dinga ya Stesh inaingia. Kwani penye alienda amekimbizwa ama nini. Kisubmarine mi nikachill pale bedroom. Akakuja

Me : What's up๐Ÿ˜ณ
Stesh : I'm confused๐Ÿ’”
Me : About me?
Stesh : Zii nimepitia kwa Tresh nikapata Simon huko๐Ÿ’”
Me : Whaat๐Ÿ™†
Stesh : Yeah..na si Tresh anadate Steve?..so father and son are sharing a girlfriend๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ณ
Me : Are you sure uliona Simon beb?
Stesh : Yeah niliknock kwa mlango.. Tresh kufungua nikaona Simon anachungulia.. alikua tu na boxer๐Ÿ’”..
Me : Tresh anajua umemuona?
Stesh : Zii..hajui niliona Simon akichungulia toka kwa corridor ya kuishia bedroom yake.. Carl I'm shocked๐Ÿ˜ณ
Me : Ulikua unatafuta nini huko
Stesh : Nilikua nataka kukaa kwake this weekend nilifikiria kitu ya kufanya
Me : This is your house beb
Stesh : wacha kujifanya wewe pia..sijasahau mambo umenifanyia๐Ÿ’”
Me : Okay but hio story ya Tresh don't share it with anyone Simon anaweza kumaliza
Stesh : Wuueh siwezi I'm shocked.. Tresh anaweza fanyia Steve kitu kama hio for real i hate her๐Ÿ’”
Me : Don't share it with anyone hata your friends ..come in baby
Stesh : Nadoz kwa visitors room huko ground floor wewe kaa na bedroom yako.. kuanzia leo kila mtu atakua anajipikia na analala bedroom yake
Me : Aii beb why do this๐Ÿ’”.. you are my girlfriend
Stesh : No..we are your girlfriends.. I'm just one of them toka mbele yangu

Hapo Simon aliuza Tresh ๐Ÿ’”. Na siwezi taka Tresh ajue Stesh aliona Simon manze na vile hio stuff imekua siri for a long time๐Ÿ’”

Me : Beb wait..so uliambia aje Tresh ndo ukatoka
Stesh : I changed my mind vile Simon alichungulia nikamshow i was just passing by to say hi
Me : Okay..utakula nini?
Stesh : Kwani sina mikono potea..

Kwa hii hao sasa tukaanza kuishi kama roommates ๐Ÿ’”. Akaishia kudoz. Midnight nikateremka huko downn nika knock mlango yake

Me : Beb can we talk
Stesh : Go away๐Ÿ˜–
Me : We need to talk baby.. I'm taking you home on Sunday na siwezi taka tuishie tukiwa in bad terms
Stesh : Goodnight Carl

Nikarudi bedroom. Morning akaamka akaishia sijui wapi then akarudi. Nikatoka nikadrive hadi kwa Loise. Nikapata ndo anaamka

Me : Hi
Loise : Hey๐Ÿ˜Œ
Me : I'm sorry about yesterday.. I'm sorry haukujua niko na girlfriend..nilimove on ile time ulisema your husband was furious about our affair
Loise : Nimefanya research yangu usiku nikapata you have been dating her kutoka kitambo sana..nlichukua hio bracelet sio ati ju nilikua naitaka but ju nilikua nadai kuhurt Celine..she hates me and i know why..kama Celine anataka tupigane cold war kwa hio kampuni then we are going to do it.
Me : What do you mean
Loise : Ni yeye tu alikua hapo akaona nimebaki nayo kwani unataka kusema your girlfriend alikua mganga akajua ni mimi niko nayo?..jana Celine ameniletea files mingi sana na ilifaa nizimalize jana that's why nikachelewa..she knew what she was doing nichelewe ndo Stesh anipate hapo๐Ÿ’”

TO BE CONTINUED

Usipite bila Reactionโค
VIBES & WINES ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ Season 03 ๐Ÿฆ‹ Episode 40๐Ÿ”ฅ Nikashindwa Kunaendaje hapa. Nikaamka kuchungulia nacheki dinga ya Stesh inaingia. Kwani penye alienda amekimbizwa ama nini. Kisubmarine mi nikachill pale bedroom. Akakuja Me : What's up๐Ÿ˜ณ Stesh : I'm confused๐Ÿ’” Meโ€ฆ
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ
Season 03 ๐Ÿฆ‹

Episode 41๐Ÿ”ฅ

Kisubmarine the way mambo ilikua inaenda hadi mimi mwenyewe nikaogopa๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”. Yani watu wanakupigia hesabu flani illegal na wewe hauradi bana๐Ÿ’”. Celine akanitenda

Me : Whaat๐Ÿ˜ณ..so hii yote ni plan ya Celine
Loise : Yeah.. just ask your girlfriend she'll tell you.. by the way i know her but we don't talk.. nilikua nafanya na yeye kwa hio branch before niletwe huku
Me : Are you mad at me?
Loise : Zii it was not your fault.. Celine ako jealous sijui shidake ni gani..hua anakutaka?
Me : Somehow
Loise : Sasa mimi nataka wewe uamue Carl.. siwezi kukazia i know you have a girlfriend napia mimi i have kids..we are human you know..we make mistakes..
Me : Kuamua kiaje
Loise : I'm okay ukiwa na girlfriend but nataka uamue if we'll keep on having fun ama utaniwacha
Me : I can't leave you but let's reduce calls.. infact well be meeting more often than kuongea kwa phone sana Stesh ananichunguza phone
Loise : Okay as you say baby..well let me introduce you to my kids..Liam
Liam : Yes mumy
Loise : Come with your sister and say hi to uncle Carl
Liam: Hi uncle Carl๐Ÿ˜Š
Me : Heey boy๐Ÿ˜Š
"Hi uncle"
Me : Hi baby what's your name
"Andra"
Me : Ooh Andra
Liam : No she's Sandra..she can't pronounce it
Me : Wow your kids are fluent
Loise : Wamezoea๐Ÿ˜‚

Hii nayo nilikua ni kama najiweka kwa shimo๐Ÿ’”

Loise : Carl i need another kid
Me : Ooh aah why now ni mapema sana
Loise : Nope..i really want a kid Carl

Hii ni mtego na nilikua nimeionea mbali kiundercover kama dalili ya mvua๐Ÿ˜‚. Nikipea huyu manzi ball ni hivo ameninasa๐Ÿ’”

Me : Why me?
Loise : Hio ni swali kweli Carl?..nataka kufkuza my ex husband kabisa..akiona nimepata ball ya mtu mwingine atajua nimemove on siko kwa lane yake na she'll never disturb me again
Me : So you want to use me as a bait
Loise : Zii sio ivo Carl๐Ÿ˜‚..i want you to be in my life forever

Hapa kidogo nikasema hata heri singekuja kwake๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”. Hesabu alikua anapiga nilikua nishapata answer nategea tu revision. Nilikua mjanja sana lakini ni kama huyu manzi hajui how smart i was๐Ÿ˜‚. Akipata ball yangu ni hivo ameninasa kabisa๐Ÿ˜‚. Na Celine alinishow huyu manzi ni mjanja nikaona ananisoma kumbe ndo naona sasa hapa kidogo hapana๐Ÿ˜‚. Hakuna trap mbaya kama ya ball. Hapo akienda kwa court lazima child support itoke na hio ndo ilikua intention yake๐Ÿ˜‚. Manzi amefkuza hadi bwanake kwa nyumba sio mchezo na ni kama huyo mzee alikua amewekwa ju alikua anaishi kwa Loise not the other way round

Me : Loise I'm not ready for real
Loise : Carl you were ready the first time you fkk*ยฐd me raw
Me : Whaat๐Ÿ’”

TO BE CONTINUED ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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