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Season 03 💫

Episode 34🔥

Wakurugenzi hapa ni kama nimeletewa bibi mwingine kisubmarine 😂💔.

Celine : So when will you sleep at my place
Me : Maybe mchana usiku no.. and you know why
Celine : But namiss hio version yako ya usiku.. sleeping on your chest the whole night😍
Me : 😂😂😂we jua siwezi lala kwako overnight but tutaona if i fix things😂.
Celine : Poa hebu fix maneno haraka nakumiss😂

Chris akacall 📱

Chris : Iko namna gani kijana
Me : Niko poa
Chris : Eeh auditors watakua huko the other week..sio next week, ile ingine to assess finance na kila kitu..make sure all the files are available na kila kitu iko in order kusikue na makosa hata kidogo..
Me : Poa
Chris : Make sure the number of employees match the payroll
Me : Poa

Hapa kidogo mambo ikatoka nje bana😂💔. Unajua Jessy ni ghost worker na kutakua na less employees but an addition of one kwa payroll so haiwezi balance. Leo ni leo😂. Na siwezi mtoa kwa payroll system ili update na tulimake a deal. Hapa kazi inaweza nitoka nikiangalia😂💔. Lakini hio wiki iko mbali before ifike nitakua nimefanya maneno yangu kidogo hesabu imeingiana😂. Loise akanicall 📱

Me : Hello
Loise : Sasa😍
Me : Poa sana
Loise : Leo ni Friday najua hauna kazi mingi si ukam tuchill huku ju tukiskuma matime
Me : Poa

Nikatoka nikaishia huko ju. Nikaingia

Loise : I was missing your face😍
Me : Me too was missing this figure 8♥️
Loise : Aki Carl you can make a good dad😂
Me : Hapo sithani😂
Loise : For real..i wish you were the father to my kids
Me : Ishafanyika soo😂
Loise : Najua..i regret marrying him aki Carl at first alikua anajifanya mse mzuri waa wacha two years sasa ziishe nilikua naona moto
Me : Aliniambia lazima atanitafuta😂
Loise : Aiii😂..huyo wacha apeleke hio ujinga mbali i have moved on now i have you

Alaa huyu amemove on na mimi bila kuni inform bana sasa hapa kunaendaje😂.

Me : Wow😍
Loise : Yeah Carl i want to be soo lovely nishinde madem wote wenye ushaikua nao🤣
Me : Uko sure utawezana😂
Loise : I mean look at me..i have everything and all this is yours😍

Huyu naye alikua thick sio mchezo😋. Alikua amekalia mkuu kwa thighs kidogo anivunje😂.

Loise : Can we?🥺... I'm missing it ins°ide me
Me : Don't ask😍

Mzee nilislide pale central nikampin kwa meza chuma ikajaa pale central mkurugenzi nikafungua mzigo ifike mwisho😂. Chuma ilitembea ofisi mzima🍆🍑. Kumbe kupin manzi kwa meza huwa fiti hivi😂. Nilicheza na stainless steel heavy metal akaisha kuisha. Tukamada tukachill pale then nikarudi kwa ofisi yangu

Celine : Carl wait..hebu Carl rudi hapa
Me : Rada🤔
Celine : You have a lipstick on your cheek

TO BE CONTINUED 🔥

❤️ SECRETS ❤️
Season 03 🦋

Episode 35♥️

Me : Ooh uko sure sikutoka nayo kwa hao morning?..hii nilitoka nayo kwa hao
Celine : Mimi sio fala Carl kindly..nimekua na wewe before upande huko juu hii kwanza inakaa fresh.. Carl umetoka kufanya nini huko juu😳
Me : Aah nimekua nasurvey vile wasee wanafanya kazi Chris amenishow auditors wanakuja
Celine : Carl kwanza hii perfume unanuka ni ya madem sio ya maboy..who is she?
Me : No one bana maybe nimejiguza nikipita
Celine : Hehee..wewe mwanaume na wanawake hapana..aii hii hapana aki Carl you are breaking my heart😭
Me : Celine remember you are just a sidechic kuna vitu hazitaenda vile unataka
Celine : A sidechic who has feelings Carl don't trade my feelings Carl.. I'm a sidechic who is in love not just a random sidechic..ukianza affairs zingine hapa kwa job unathani nafeel aje surely..nauliza who is she?

Nilithani itakua story ndogo hapa kakalipuka kama rocket propelled grenade💔. Celine akafume vibaya sana nikamshika mkono tukaingia kwa ofisi yangu

Celine : Whoo is shee😖
Me : Celine come on bana hii drama yote imetoka?
Celine : Your girlfriend is pregnant na bado unakimbizana na madem wengine Carl?
Me : Ooh so wewe si madem wengine?
Celine : I am lakini this is different mimi na wewe we know each other well..ukiwa na mimi as your only sidechic na Stesh as your only girlfriend imagine that's okay lakini wewe hautulii.. Carl i need to know her now..hii lipstick ni fresh ni ya nani..cheki Carl I can't do this
Me : So we are breaking up Celine?
Celine : What do you expect Carl hata kama ni wewe😒..unachase madem wengine place tunafanya kazi wote na niko hapa hio ni matharau gani
Me : Come down
Celine : I'll only come down nikijua ni nani.

Shetani pia hananga aibu😂💔. Ndo ujue njia za muongo hukua fupi kama mkono ya serikali. Loise akafika💔

Loise : Hey Carl you forgot this ama nikae nayo😂
Me : Ooh hio bracelet ilitoka yenyewe
Loise : Let me have it then

Akatoka akaniwacha amewasha moto ya makaa😂💔

Celine : Oooh oookay😥.. Carl sasa umeamua na mabibi za watu..this woman is married for God's sake🙆💔..woiii Carl woii
Me : What's up
Celine : Nini ilihappen huko hadi bracelet ikajitoa kwa mkono 💔..ako na lipstick ya maroon now things are adding up..huko ju hamkukiss tu you people did it
Me : Celine just come down we'll talk later
Celine : Carl ni nini sina..ni nini hua sikupei.. I'm always here for you ni nini Loise ako nayo yenye sina.. just tell me
Me : Celine i told you to chill utaharibu kila kitu
Celine : Ama you did this to hurt me ndo tuwachane?.. I'm not leaving what's mine Carl huyu Loise kwanza ako na watoi you are too young for her beb wachana na wamama
Me : Loise sio mumama mind your tongue.. she's just a young lady your age but she has kids hio sikatai
Celine : Kids who are not yours Carl bibi ya wenyewe hata ujifanye kwake aje at the end of the day bwanake ni bwanake..she will ruin your life beb
Me : Celine naona tukikosana
Celine : Carl just leave her.. okay I'll improve maybe kama kuna kitu sijakua nafanya vile unataka.. I told you I'll do anything you want

Alijua akiniwacha naweza toa Maya kwa job😂. Huyu ako na akili sana😂

Me : Mimi na Loise there's nothing that serious by the way we are just doing everything for fun
Celine : Anajua uko na manzi?.. hajui.. unathani akijua atado?..ako na experience kukushinda huwezi jua atafanya nini.. Stesh needs you now more than you need her
Me : Stesh anatoka wapi kwa hii conversation
Celine : The way Loise ako obsessed na wewe akijua uko na manzi she's ruin that relationship..she is experienced Carl yeye hatambui heartbreak ju marriage imeshape up her life i know women
Me : 😂😂 you know women?..wacha jokes
Celine : Promise me you'll break up with her..i can help you do that
Me : How
Celine : Fire her💔

TO BE CONTINUED 🔥

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❤️ SECRETS ❤️
Season 03 🦋

Episode 36🔥

Kisubmarine Celine alikua jealous to a point that anataka nitoe Loise kwa job na according to me that was not a good move

Me : Haiwezi happen.. reason?..she can sue me
Celine : Hawezi..unasema tu hafanyi kazi vizuri
Me : Celine nimefanya vitu mob but hio haiwezi happen😂
Celine : Aki huyu dem amekukorogea madawa gani Carl
Me : I'll control my relationship with her
Celine : At last😊
Me : Sawa rudi upige kazi

Nikakaa pale nikaanza kupiga hesabu zangu. Yani Steve ako lucky sana. Jamaa akasomea majuu akarudi kenya akapewa job. Mimi nikaanza as a driver vumbi kila siku before nikue manager nilikua nimekaskizia😂. So kisubmarine kuna wasee they're fighting for it na wengine someone else fought their battles ya wealth😂. Ndio maana jamaa ako lazy 24hours😂. Mlango ikagongwa

Me : Come in
Jim : Hey bro
Me : Weee umejuaje hapa🤔
Jim : The logo on your car
Me : Haufai kukuja hapa bana your topic ni huko nje haifai iingie hapa..hapa I'm a different person niko kazi
Jim : Help me bro.. you blocked me man..sahi siwezi hata buyia my mum dawa
Me : That's none of my business Jim
Jim : I'll expose her💔😥
Me : Whaat😳.. unajua unacheza na moto gani wewe😂..do you know who you are dealing with Jim?..toka tu hapa upotee kabisa uende usome umalize shule ukiwa alive
Jim : I'll post her nu°dees man...amekataa kunisaidia the time i need her the most..alinipromise hatawahi niwacha..
Me : So in short unataka aje.. you want to blackmail her..cheki wacha nikusaidie kama your fellow man..bro huyo mathe akijua hii mambo atakumaliza na staki ukufe juu ya ujinga..so do aje..wewe kanyagia hio mambo move on..wamama hukua temporary wako na pesa they have options..mumama ni mtu anaweza kudate for three hours akipata another fine kaguy unatupwa nje.. another thing..i said wako na pesa which means if you cross their line wanaweza tumia hizo doo kuhire goons wakutoke shingo
Jim : Okay lakini sina pesa Carl i need money manze out of the blues akakata financial support bila kunishow💔
Me : Sasa wewe unatumia pesa zake kulisha madem na kupiga sherehe unathani atafeel aje?..do aje hebu ishia niko na clients wananitegea hapo nje
Jim : Okay man but unaweza kua na 10k hapo nikurefund tukirudiana na mathe?
Me : Zii..bado sijalipwa..na ukiishia usiwahi rudi hapa

Kijanaa akamatch akagongesha mlango vibaya sana akaishia 😂💔. Nikacall Sandy

Me : Mum we have a problem
Sandy : Gani
Me : Huyo Jim amekam hadi kwa workplace yangu.. he's threatening to expose your pics
Sandy : Wacha ajaribu tuone akimaliza shule😂
Me : Anasema sijui doo ulikua unampea alikua anabuyua mathe wake dawa za cancer
Sandy : Whaat?🤔..alikuambia mamake ako na cancer?
Me : Yeah
Sandy : Aki huyu kijana na uongo.. imagine her mom is healthy and well off.. nilifanya background check yake ako na wazazi wote na wote hakuna mwenye ni mgonjwa

TO BE CONTINUED 🎖️

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