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VIBES & WINES ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ Season 03๐Ÿฅณ pisode 29๐Ÿ”ฅ Huyu Cindy sijui alikua ametumwa na nani ju hii yake nayo ilikua imezidi hata kama ni kukua lonely yeye amezidi. Kisubmarine mi nikasema wacha nichill nisome hizi moves zake Me : Wueh๐Ÿ’” Tresh : Carl my siz hua hagive up...naโ€ฆ
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ
Season 03๐Ÿ’ซ

Episode 30๐Ÿฆ‹

Wueh nilikua nimezoea zile hotel za kibanda inaingia kama umeinama but huku leo things are different๐Ÿ˜‚. Nikatoka nje nikacall mathe

Me : Naambiwa siwezi ingia
Sandy : Pole ningoje hapo

Kiasi hivi akatokea hapo tukaingia ndani๐Ÿ˜‚. Huyu receptionist hajui kisubmarine mimi ni manager๐Ÿ˜‚. Sandy akanipeleka kwa meza flani hapo. There was aguy slightly older than me

Sandy : Carl meet Phoenix my lawyer
Me : Ooh hey man
Phoenix : What's up bro you good?
Me : I'm good man
Sandy : Chukua hio tablet uangalie menu you can order anything you want in this world Carl this is one of the best hotels in the world hapa ndo presidents na billionaires hukula๐Ÿ˜‚
Me : I see๐Ÿ˜‚

Nikapiga order ya Chinese sea food pale niskzie๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™. Huyu lawyer sasa sijui ako na kazi gani hapa. Tukajipin food pale. Hapa kwanza menu zinakua update online kwa hio tablet sio hizo magazeti za hoteli ya ghetto mnaita menu๐Ÿ˜‚

Sandy : So Carl huyu ndo lawyer atatusaidia kwa ile maneno nilikuambia..amesomea Oxford university and he knows everything about law..he is the best
Me : Hio ni poa manze
Sandy : He's also my boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜..is he handsome๐Ÿ˜Š
Phoenix : ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚
Me : More than handsome bro you are magical
Phoenix : Thanks Carl i gat that a lot

Mambo ya huyu mathe kisubmarine pia hunishangaza๐Ÿ˜‚. Tukachill pale tukadishy. Nilikaa nao hadi 9pm. Nikacall Stesh nikamshow nitachelewa kiasi. Alikua insecure anaona ni kama nahepa ball๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”

Sandy : Okay beb unaweza ningoja huko juu kwa room nakuja
Phoenix : Okay honey
Sandy : Carl I'm taking Simon to court
Me : Why mum
Sandy : I think amepata mwanamke mahali anamdanganya apewe mali.. nowadays vitu Simon anaongea Carl he's not the same๐Ÿ’”
Me : Wueh
Sandy : Hii ya court I'll not involve you hii iko very serious..by the way this is my new catch mwenye nilikuambia ๐Ÿ˜Š
Me : Unajua kuchagua๐Ÿ˜‚
Sandy : Asante..but Carl I'm heartbroken..i feel betrayed.. Lizz is pregnant
Me : She told me about it nikamshow akuchapie kwanza.. cheki mimi sioni hio ikiwa na shida.. Lizz has money mtoi wake hawezi kosa good life hata kama boy wake ameruka ball
Sandy : Carl I'm not ready kuitwa grandmother..siko ready kukua na wajukuu Carl..
Me : Sasa ishafanyika..she wanted to aยฐbort nikamshow achill kwanza
Sandy : Hio ndio best option lakini i don't want to kill my grandchild
Me : Ni hivo life hukua vitu zinahappen hadi unashindwa kwani kunaendaje ๐Ÿ˜‚.. Simon anajua?
Sandy : Sijui kama amemuambia lakini she loves her dad lazima atamuambia
Me : It's okay kubali tu utazoea mambo itakua poa
Sandy : Hata I'm regretting heri hio ball ingekua yako Carl
Me : Zii mum you did what was right
Sandy : Nasema vile nilikukataza usidate Lizz.. heri ningewawacha tu
Me : ๐Ÿ˜‚ don't regret mum everything happens for a reason..na sasa niulize aje.. unapeleka Simon kwa court then?
Sandy : I'm her wife nataka wealth yake tugawane kati kati, Steve na Lizz are old enough kupewa share yao..court ndo itaamua naona amekua kiburi sana..kwanza ni kufreeze accounts zake zote niko na details zake zote hata pins and everything assets zake zote niko na documents.. by next week nitakua nimemaliza kufreeze..nimefreeze funds za hio factory yake hawezi pata hata sumuni๐Ÿ’”.

TO BE CONTINUED ๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธ
VIBES & WINES ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ Season 03๐Ÿ’ซ Episode 30๐Ÿฆ‹ Wueh nilikua nimezoea zile hotel za kibanda inaingia kama umeinama but huku leo things are different๐Ÿ˜‚. Nikatoka nje nikacall mathe Me : Naambiwa siwezi ingia Sandy : Pole ningoje hapo Kiasi hivi akatokea hapo tukaingiaโ€ฆ
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ
Season 3 ๐Ÿ’ซ

Episode 31๐Ÿ”ฅ

Vile kulikua kuaenda kisubmarine ni kama Tresh anaweza toka bure๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”. Mathe ameanza kufreeze accounts bila jokes

Me : Mum na si hapo umepeleka mambo mbio sana๐Ÿ˜‚..mpee one month anaweza change
Sandy : Hawezi Carl
Me : Tuliishia huko kwa ofisi yake i convince him na vile naona ni kama he's changing his mind..alisema atapea Steve share yake
Sandy : Carl uko sure?๐Ÿ˜ณ.. Simon moja ama mwingine

Hapa nilikua natetea Tresh ndo mathe adelay Tresh apate time ya kutoka hawa watu doo. Simon alikua na doo mingi na pia Sandy was very rich so hata Tresh akiwatoka kitu kidogo sio mbaya kiundercover ๐Ÿ˜‚

Me : Yeah nakwambia
Sandy : Alaa kwani amebadilika aje are you sure hakukua amelewa๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Me : He was sober infact sasa hata Steve is happy after Simon kusema hivo
Sandy : Hee lakino Carl unajua nisipofreeze hizo accounts wewe hautapata ile 20% yako๐Ÿ˜Œ..20% ya mali ya Simon ni more than 50 millions.. you know you are like my son na nakumbuka ukianza hii kazi ya driver ulikua chini sana Carl you have changed na nataka nikusaidie.. huwezi jua maybe after hio drama ya inheritance i can be no more Carl nani atakua anakupea tukazi na tupesa pesa๐Ÿ˜‚

Hapa sasa kikaumana. It's either nijiundie maisha ama niundie Tresh๐Ÿ˜‚. Mathe akifreeze hizo account nimepata utajiri. Lakini akidelay ni Tresh atabenefit. Kiundercover nikashindwa hapa nafanya aje..niokoe Tresh ama nijiokoe. After all hizo mashida za Tresh ni yeye alijiletea. Nikaamua

Me : Freeze the accounts mum
Sandy : Poa Carl I'll walk you out..ulale salama na usalimie my daughter in law๐Ÿ˜‚
Me : Poa mum๐Ÿ˜‚. Nikiwa kwa njia Stesh akacall ๐Ÿ“ฑ

Stesh : Beb kama bado uko tao niletee matumbo๐Ÿ˜‚
Me : Unataka inuke kwa nyumba๐Ÿ˜‚..toka lini ukakula matumbo๐Ÿ˜‚
Stesh : Beb ni cravings za ball๐Ÿ˜‚..then uniletee apple juice
Me : Poa

Nikazunguka hivo tao nikabuy matumbo na apple juice nikaishia kwa hao. Manze medulla ilikua tu inapiga hesabu ya hio 20% yangu. Sasa sijui Stesh namsaidia aje. Maybe kwa hio 20% yangu nimpee za kupotea ju ni kama ameshindwa kutoka huyu mzee doo alikua slow sana๐Ÿ˜‚. Nikaingia kwa hao

Stesh : Wacha niboil immediately niko na cravings hata naweza kula mbichi๐Ÿ˜‚
Me : Huwezi kula mbichi
Stesh : Nigerians na Asians hukula mbichi
Me : Matumbo?๐Ÿ˜‚..wacha jokes
Stesh : Beb then before nisahau..mlijuana aje na Cindy
Me : Beb hio sio swali ni siz ya Tresh so automatically namjua
Stesh : The way she was looking at you tho
Me : See who's jealous๐Ÿ˜‚..beb pika you are going to be my baby mama wacha story mingi
Stesh : You need to take me to your parents

TO BE CONTINUED ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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VIBES & WINES ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ Season 3 ๐Ÿ’ซ Episode 31๐Ÿ”ฅ Vile kulikua kuaenda kisubmarine ni kama Tresh anaweza toka bure๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”. Mathe ameanza kufreeze accounts bila jokes Me : Mum na si hapo umepeleka mambo mbio sana๐Ÿ˜‚..mpee one month anaweza change Sandy : Hawezi Carl Me :โ€ฆ
โค๏ธ SECRETS โค๏ธ
Season 03๐Ÿ’ซ

Episode 32๐Ÿ”ฅ

Hapa kidogoo akanipata off-grid kisubmarine ๐Ÿ˜‚. Mambo ya kupeleka manzi home sio mchezo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”

Me : When?
Stesh : Next week
Me : Na job?๐Ÿ˜‚
Stesh : Next week kuna two holidays zimefatana..haujaangalia calendar ya kampuni beb?..so kampuni imeamua instead ya kufanya kazi for three days wanatupea leave ya one week
Me : Wow na sijajua..kesho ni Friday so which means weekend inaanza kesho hadi next week๐Ÿ˜‚
Stesh : Yeah that's why i wanna meet your family.. uliniambia it's a long story.. niambie sahi
Me : Nikitoka home we disagreed na mum, dad, bro and sister so that's why I don't call them, they don't call me
Stesh : And why is that beb..mlikosana aje hivo vibaya
Me : Walinipea job nikakataa i wanted to live my own life wakasema I'm not focused and all that..tukagombana kiasi pale kwa family gathering nikatoka hadi leo sijairudi home..i keep on changing my number so hawana my recent numbers
Stesh : Beb that's bad they're family huwezi fanya hivo..tutaishia huko I talk to them.. obviously kama bado kuna beef wakiniona watachill๐Ÿ˜‚. Ulipotea home na sahi unarudi na manzi na ako na ball already ๐Ÿ˜‚
Me : A real man๐Ÿ˜‚
Stesh :Woi matumbo yangu inaungua kwa gas
Me : Leta tukule๐Ÿ˜‚
Stesh : Beb hio hauonji๐Ÿ˜‚

Nikacheki phone kwa meza inaring. Kuangalia ni Loise. Nikapanda kwa balcony

Loise : My baby sasa๐Ÿ˜
Me : Poa sana honey how's you
Loise : Siko poa.. imagine niko bed peke yangu i wish you were here๐Ÿ˜
Me : I'll be there soon don't worry
Loise : I want to spend this holiday with you
Me : Me too baby and I'll be there
Loise : Yeah nataka my kids wakujue wakuzoee
Me : So utawaambia mimi ni nani?
Loise : Uncle๐Ÿคฃ..they are kids siwezi wachanganya niwaambie wewe ni kama baba yao watashindwa wako na baba wangapi๐Ÿ˜‚
Me : Ni sawa I'm dying to meet them
Loise : Poa baby soon you'll see themโ™ฅ๏ธ

Tukabonga pale nikarudi kwa hao. Nikachill pale na Stesh then tukaishia kudoz. The following morning nikaprepare kufika job Jessy akacall ๐Ÿ“ฑ

TO BE CONTINUED ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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