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decrypt in the comments what traffic light says π«π
you have one free attempt
you have one free attempt
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We worked like maniacs these weeks. Found 2 mins to brag about it π¬
Not saying what's coming, but it will beπ π₯ π₯ π₯
Go sleep for us this weekend, someone should and it's not going to be us
Not saying what's coming, but it will be
Go sleep for us this weekend, someone should and it's not going to be us
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anyway, 3 weeks in and you're still here
That says more about you than us. Bring someoneπ±
That says more about you than us. Bring someone
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Remembered, we post about crypto here
Here's your reminder to check on your seed phrase today, because somewhere, someone is watching this and not laughingπ¬
Here's your reminder to check on your seed phrase today, because somewhere, someone is watching this and not laughing
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We hired a CMO!
Havenβt told him about what we post in this channel yetπ Soon he finds out
Bring snacksπββοΈ
Havenβt told him about what we post in this channel yet
Bring snacks
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Our new CMO. Ex-Binance π₯
Now with us
Your ad auctions are about to get more expensive, sorry in advanceπ°
Now with us
Your ad auctions are about to get more expensive, sorry in advance
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New CMO just spawned. Andrey's first executive decision as CMO: keep letting whoever writes these posts keep writing them. Visionary leadership β¨
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Developers, we know you are not leaving the house. We left π«‘
here is what we found for you
here is what we found for you
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You get in a taxi at 11am on a Friday. The driver asks what you do for work.
You say you work in crypto. He says "ah, got it, so you don't work"π
What would you say back?
You say you work in crypto. He says "ah, got it, so you don't work"
What would you say back?
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This man is number one in the world at something π
It's not crypto
We work together now, any guesses?
It's not crypto
We work together now, any guesses?
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Keep messaging us 24/7 and you will see this:
(Btw guess where the tan line came from. Funny answers onlyπ )
(Btw guess where the tan line came from. Funny answers only
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On Yap, an island in Micronesia (like Indonesia but micro), people spent centuries paying each other with rai: stone discs up to four metres across and five tonnes in weight
They did not carry them. When a stone changed owner, everybody simply agreed that it belonged to somebody else now, and it stayed lying exactly where it had always beenπ§
One sank in a storm and was never seen again. They spent it anyway, for generations, because everyone knew it was thereπ
And you say crypto is not real
P.S. There was no pickpocketing on Yap
They did not carry them. When a stone changed owner, everybody simply agreed that it belonged to somebody else now, and it stayed lying exactly where it had always been
One sank in a storm and was never seen again. They spent it anyway, for generations, because everyone knew it was there
And you say crypto is not real
P.S. There was no pickpocketing on Yap
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Btw, 10/10 dermatologists recommend this card π
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Π‘an we consider this the most romantic video in fintech? π₯
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π₯ We just launched Utapp, a brand new iOS app for our wallet and card. And yes, some of you have been waiting a while for this one π
Utapp replaces our old iOS app completely, improved tech, but built for a lot more than what we had before β¨ Also shipped real new stuff on day one: crypto swaps and gas fees covered directly in the app πΈ
Returning user? Restore access with your recovery phrase in a few steps, we're emailing you the full walkthrough too
Android fam, nothing changes for you, keep using your app exactly like before β€οΈ
For context: weβre at 2M+ users across 130+ countries now, powering you with crypto spending at 80M+ merchants worldwide π
This isn't a cosmetic refresh, it's the foundation for everything we're building next
Get Utapp, restore your wallet, you're in πββοΈ
Utapp replaces our old iOS app completely, improved tech, but built for a lot more than what we had before β¨ Also shipped real new stuff on day one: crypto swaps and gas fees covered directly in the app πΈ
Returning user? Restore access with your recovery phrase in a few steps, we're emailing you the full walkthrough too
Android fam, nothing changes for you, keep using your app exactly like before β€οΈ
For context: weβre at 2M+ users across 130+ countries now, powering you with crypto spending at 80M+ merchants worldwide π
This isn't a cosmetic refresh, it's the foundation for everything we're building next
Get Utapp, restore your wallet, you're in πββοΈ
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