Thanks for all the love this week, didn't expect getting a MiCA license to make people this happy for us ❤️

We didn't get licensed to post about it once and move on. We got licensed so you can keep using crypto without wondering if your app of choice disappears next month. More coming 👀

meditation on Bitcoin returning to $100K 🧝‍♂️

decrypt in the comments what traffic light says 🫆👀

you have one free attempt

We worked like maniacs these weeks. Found 2 mins to brag about it 😬

Not saying what's coming, but it will be 👀🔥🔥🔥

Go sleep for us this weekend, someone should and it's not going to be us

anyway, 3 weeks in and you're still here

That says more about you than us. Bring someone 📱

🖥 we hired a junior
training is going well

Wait, what was this channel even about 👀

Remembered, we post about crypto here

Here's your reminder to check on your seed phrase today, because somewhere, someone is watching this and not laughing 😬

We hired a CMO!

Haven’t told him about what we post in this channel yet 😏 Soon he finds out

Bring snacks 🏃‍♀️

Our new CMO. Ex-Binance 🔥
Now with us

Your ad auctions are about to get more expensive, sorry in advance 💰

New CMO just spawned. Andrey's first executive decision as CMO: keep letting whoever writes these posts keep writing them. Visionary leadership ✨

Developers, we know you are not leaving the house. We left 🫡

here is what we found for you

You get in a taxi at 11am on a Friday. The driver asks what you do for work.

You say you work in crypto. He says "ah, got it, so you don't work" 😐

What would you say back?

This man is number one in the world at something 👀
It's not crypto

We work together now, any guesses?

Keep messaging us 24/7 and you will see this:

(Btw guess where the tan line came from. Funny answers only 😎)

On Yap, an island in Micronesia (like Indonesia but micro), people spent centuries paying each other with rai: stone discs up to four metres across and five tonnes in weight

They did not carry them. When a stone changed owner, everybody simply agreed that it belonged to somebody else now, and it stayed lying exactly where it had always been 🧠

One sank in a storm and was never seen again. They spent it anyway, for generations, because everyone knew it was there 😏

And you say crypto is not real

P.S. There was no pickpocketing on Yap