Enjoying my Thursday banana

I was looking for a banana and then I found a banana and heaven knows I'm enjoying my banana now

Not really

"Guys did you hear the new pope is a catholic 😱😱😱"

Does a guy moving from Chicago to Vatican City count as white flight?

Ecclesiastes 1:9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

Roman Catholics worship a false Christ who is perpetually on the cross, whose body has to be broken as frequently as possible, whose blood must continuously be poured out, who can never be allowed ascension

All my niggas roundheads heil Cromwell