“Whoever sheds man’s blood,
By man his blood shall be shed;
For in the image of God
He made man.

Pope and his unchanging church:

Everyone should hope to one day find someone who loves them as much as Trump loves Israel.

Who forgot to tell the gato that the piss was mojave

When I was 9 my mom got a Jeep Grand Cherokee with a DVD player and screen in the back seat. This was a HUGE fuckin deal. I would watch all kinds of movies in the back there. The audio could play either through headphones or out of the car's stereo so my mom bought a bunch of movie musicals she liked from the 70s and 80s so she could listen to those while on long drives, Grease and Little Shop of Horrors were mainstays aside from whatever I would watch with the headphones.

When I turned 10 for my birthday I got a Wii. This was also a HUGE fuckin deal. It was also my first gaming system that used DVD-sized discs. Being the bright young child I was, it wasn't long at all before I decided to take with me on a drive Wii Sports along with two Wiimotes and nunchuks to play with my sister. I popped that disc into the DVD player in the back and I was READY to play some Wii Sports while driving. To my dismay, this did not work, and no amount of messing with the video or audio settings of the DVD player could help things. So I watched Grease.

Most don't know this but before farting was invented people used to just blow up to smithereens

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Cruising down da street in da large 6 four