Are you on crack?

>women asks AI if number is even or odd
>it doesn't know
"Women are horrible monsters who seek out all beautiful creation and maliciously pervert it."

Dont get paid till Friday :/

Someone should invent a social media website where you have to have a usb type C breathalyzer attachment to access (it only lets you log in if you are innebriated)

I am gravely ill after what would have been an otherwise normal morning where I could have enjoyed my banana

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Babe I can't hang out tonight I foresaw a dire omen

The only potential or existing piece of legislation mentioned in the article is the one where it'd become illegal to generate porn of real people. Lol

As far as anyone can tell, AI will only ever be useful for spying on you or for making your dick hard

Institutionalized vril theft

This is just like in Howl part 2 by Allen Ginsberg

reminder ☝️

The everlasting gobstopper from the original willy wonka movie but it's a cigarette

The only thing that can defeat Big Tobacco...

Very Big Tobacco