who up pvmpin they gvng

All day bweakfas

The literally retarded down syndrome white boy

Shout out to madmike for being a good fella

Are you on crack?

>women asks AI if number is even or odd
>it doesn't know
"Women are horrible monsters who seek out all beautiful creation and maliciously pervert it."

Dont get paid till Friday :/

Someone should invent a social media website where you have to have a usb type C breathalyzer attachment to access (it only lets you log in if you are innebriated)

I am gravely ill after what would have been an otherwise normal morning where I could have enjoyed my banana

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Babe I can't hang out tonight I foresaw a dire omen

The only potential or existing piece of legislation mentioned in the article is the one where it'd become illegal to generate porn of real people. Lol