Third form is Mike Nobunaga, Demon King of the Sixth Babylon

who up pvmpin they gvng

All day bweakfas

The literally retarded down syndrome white boy

Shout out to madmike for being a good fella

Are you on crack?

>women asks AI if number is even or odd
>it doesn't know
"Women are horrible monsters who seek out all beautiful creation and maliciously pervert it."

Dont get paid till Friday :/

Someone should invent a social media website where you have to have a usb type C breathalyzer attachment to access (it only lets you log in if you are innebriated)

I am gravely ill after what would have been an otherwise normal morning where I could have enjoyed my banana