Today is gonna be a sushi day

cooking my delicious normgroid slop lunch on my hotplate 🎵

Hope y'all have a great Friday!

Busted

I'm low balling niggas on fb marketplace all day 😎

I've heard people talk about mass extinction events causing catabolic societal collapse and stuff and for a time the argument sounded convincing but if you do the slightest bit of digging you find out that somewhere between a few hundred and multiple tens of thousands of species go extinct every year and that about 15,000 new species get discovered every year which basically tells you that no one actually has any idea what's going on and that ignorant and arrogant people talk too much

It's not so much that nothing ever happens so much as it is that the predictive model to happening ratio is so far out of whack that the number of things that didn't happen becomes staggering, far outweighing the magnitude of any happening

If enough people showed the amount of restraint necessary to not predict an occurrence or at least agreed on a single occurrence without hundreds and thousands of slightly variable scenarios, we could probably get the things that didn't happen to things that happened ratio down to about 10:1

This would create great happenings according to my predictive model

That's the joke