“We can’t have a Christian Nation!”

My brother in Christ, The Presidential cabinet just shared the Gospel to millions

You best believe you can have a Christian Nation — you’re in one.

Crybaby libtards will complain saying there's a lack of separation of church and state.

Separation of church and state doesn't mean there's a separation of God and state or a separation of God's moral law and state biatch

To the big-ass bitch: I'm getting you pregnant when I find you.

I'm eating spaghetti

It didn't fall apart tonight so I'm not crying tonight

Looks good 👍🏿

We have zero fucking money what do you want from us

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

NOW - Trump says tomorrow will be the "biggest announcement medically" in the history of U.S., "I think we've found an answer to autism."

@disclosetv

Please please please please let it be a big titty goth girl and a voucher for free Lego for life

And cigarettes

If they announce a vaccine for autism I'm going to have an aneurysm

Turns out the autism vaccine causes autism instead of curing it

Donald Trump announcing the cure for autism (9mm bullet in the back of your tardy head) the day the new Sonic game comes out is kray-Z

Don't get too excited y'all it's just a Sonic kart racing game

The burden of forgiveness isn't on people who are victimized by the unrepentant. Jesus forgave Dismas for asking forgiveness while Gestas was condemned for his mocking, impentient state.

I don't see how you can forgive people who haven't asked for it. Those are empty words

I guess it's possible, there was the "forgive them father for they know not what they do," but if those words aren't empty they're really bold instead