NYC: The iconic statue of the bull at Wall Street has been vandalized with green paint by climate idiots.

Thankfully, the admins at police frequency are due to be melted down into latex paint on thursday to give the idol new skin

That's the band that came before Alice in Chains I think

if you follow that line all the way it's being fed directly into a CPAP worn by none other than Franssen

If you really care about something and want to communicate information about it to people you hope are going to listen and learn from what you want to say, you can

NEVER

EVER

EVER

structure it like a high school essay with exposition, body and a conclusion. No one has ever learned anything from this. You're better off having said nothing because you immediately create an image of yourself as someone who knows how to think and then what you're left with is people who admire people who look like they know how to think (these people are not capable of actual thought and will just kiss your ass) and people who disagree with the thoughts you had who will just make fun of you for being a gay retard, thus trapping you in a fart bubble where you're constantly high on your own supply. This is what has happened to Morrakiu and Franssen.

In conclusion, you're a gay retard

being Good At Writing makes it so no one actually reads what you're saying

Basically without fail

This is most obvious in really well-written explanations of why the Bible has verses that contradict itself ackshually. The person writing this breakdown of How Thing I Disagree With Is Bad is the Good At Writing type. This person exists permanently within the same sphere (fart bubble) as those who are Bad At Reading and because of the tight-knit and exclusive association of these two groups of people, they end up becoming the same type of person

Everyone is Good At Writing and Bad At Reading and everything smells like a fart for some reason (it's the fault of the people we disagree with though so it's ok)

Anyway a mockingbird near my home has learned the whistle tone from WhatsApp and used it four or five times in a row yesterday morning before moving into another call. All this in hopes of getting laid

People don't want to talk about it, but what really killed off the vampires was the Aids epidemic of the '80s. By the mid '90s, vampires were practically extinct.

Curiously, wulfgar was absent from the so-called "retard fight," making it more like a battle of the wits than anything

Do you know if we're gonna have full slices this time? We have a lot of new members lately