The reason men were kept out of the kitchen for a thousand years is so no guys ever realized that their mother's recipe needed nutmeg and that bitches are retarded

You can tell I'm not persian cause i burnt the tahdig a bit 😭 grounds for divorce in iran, i guess

This bitch burning rice but can't put a sear on a steak

Forget grounds for divorce in Iran you graduated straight to an ISIS beheading

You can have her

That mostly happens with flour not cornstarch and its because you didn't cook the flour long enough

Bitches always wanna talk about "to the man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail" but are reluctant to admit that when faced with a nail, every tool doubles as a hammer

I'm just assuming they're reluctant to admit this I've never asked and I'm also just making shit up

Were all the Germans born to wield a hammer, or were jews merely a nail that everyone had a tool for that they didn't realized could have doubled as a hammer?

Drinking and thinking

The reason is I fucked up a cut with the jigsaw but I'm making it work

Also used a nail pulling tool to beat in a finish nail because I was too lazy to get a hammer

This doesn't necessarily mean we're gonna make it

I know

These telegram ads are getting insane

>open it
>it's videos of people wiping their asses barehanded before getting hit by a passenger train

You never know until you click the ad