In my head now I'm imagining that every time one of these 3 baby eating freaks is JUST about to do their baby eating ritual under the exact specific conditions that would produce the antichrist, Trump calls them and asks them about how to disconnect a Bluetooth speaker from his phone

He's just tired of asking Kash Patel and Usha Vance for tech support

Charli XCX if she was trying to save money be like "I drove 10 over near the bridge and didn't miss my turn, I threw your shit into the Walmart bags I keep under the sink and threw them down the stairs, I drove 10 over near the bridge"

My mom saw a crow dipping ripped up chunks of donut into a half drank cup of coffee in a Dunkin's parking lot

YOU. ARE. AN. FOOOIIIIIIID!!!!!

You aren't a real person! You're an animated rib!

YOU OWE ME SEXO.

FOID, LOOK, YOUR 6 FOOT, 6 PACK, 6 FIGURE LOOKSMATCH!!