Here's your Steely Dan @societycat

Start an all black Steely Dan cover band and call it Stealy Dan

Famous for albums such as Can't Steal a Thrill, Countdown to Larceny, Nigger Logic, Katy Stole, The Royal Theft, and Ay'Juh

Dis dog ugly as hell

Blow that nigga head smoove off

Nigga your IQ isn't a cunt hair over 112

Just smart enough to get spun out over stupid shit but not smart enough to understand why everyone is calling you a faggot

We love our midwits don't we folks

Disavow all my niggas love Cormac Mccarthy all my niggas hate semicolons

Me when @wiggerlab is wigging out over some nothing burger again

I went to a job interview for this appliance warehouse and got hired but the day before I was supposed to start working they called and changed their minds
Anyway I thought the girl who interviewed me was cute and she gave me her business card
I had several beers and decided that since I wasnt working there anyway I'd call her and ask her out
So I, innebriated see her name in my phone contacts and assuming I had already added her for the job rang her up and asked her out
She quite rudely replied "uh, no"
I was incensed at such a wanton rejection without a hint of politeness so I said "Why the fuck not?"
It turns out I had not added this girl as a contact, I was calling someone else with the same name that I forgot had given me her phone number.
"Because I'm your cousin?"
I fucking said "Oh, shit." and started cackling with laughter

Don’t worry, we have our best mechanic on the job.

Dave is a faggot