Nope, we absolutely did not get into something dirty and wet. Not at all. #dirtydog #itwasntme

When you promised your mom you wouldn’t get wet and dirty but then you forgot 🚿🧼 #dirtydog #sorrymom

I came, I saw, I got dirty. Time to go in and get treats? #playoutside #dirtydog

So my fur is a TINY bit crusty. I don’t see why that means I need a bath! 😒 #dirtydog #nothanks

I heard Dad say one of us needs another bath already. Wonder which poor sap he was talking about... 🤔 #notme #dirtydog #filthy

I mean, who are you calling dirty? 😒 #disrespectful #dirtydog

Excuse me… I need to report a minor breakfast incident. Again. 😐 #hotmessexpress #dirtydog

This is just who I am as a floof. You might as well accept it! 😬 #teef #dirtydog #sorrynotsorry😂

Do I have something stuck between my teefs? 😬 #dirtydog #teef #fridaymorning