Brush our chest hair? We think not 😤 #messyhairdontcare #hotmessexpress

Unlike the heathen girls, I know the real way to get more treats! 🦴 #tonguesout #treatsplease

This is just who I am as a floof. You might as well accept it! 😬 #teef #dirtydog #sorrynotsorry😂

Throwback: Baby Nash at 4 weeks 🍼 (2018) #throwbacks #babypuppy

You better NOT post this photo. Vada is the slob, not me! 😒 #denial #hotmessexpress #unamused

Teef Tuesday: The Vada Collection 😬🦷 #teef #underbite

Throwback: QUEENS DON’T SHARE!! (2018) 😠👑 #throwbacks #donotwant #mybad

Sometimes you gotta just shake off the stress and have a good day! 🙌🏻 #fridaymorning #teef #shakeitoff

When your mom says you need to be brushed so your fur can become long and glorious, but long fur requires even more brushing ☹️ #unamused #idonthinkso

Teef Tuesday: The Nash Collection 😬🦷 #teef #underbite (scroll/swipe for bonus Grumpy Glare compilation)

Hurry, Nash! The Chewy box is open and that means new treats! 🙌🏻🍖 #treatsplease #sohungry

Out of my way, Finnick! I’m a wild pony who can’t be tamed! 🐴 #crazydogs #cantbetamed #dogsbeingbasic

What’s that, and why aren’t you sharing it with us? 🤨🔎 #alleyesonyou #suspicious

Tongue Out Tuesday: Finnick “Oops! All Bleps” edition 👅 #tonguesout #blep

We specifically requested the opposite of this 🛁😒 #wetdog #theworst

Oh, come on… you didn’t like this towel anyway 😒 #caught #sideeye #idowhatiwant #iwillcutyou

A whole day for servants? I mean, fine, but when is the special holiday for queens? 👑 #queenstatus #grumpydog

Can boys be shampoo spokesmodels too? I think I’d be a natural! 🧴 #supermodels #glorious

Throwback: Four years ago (2017) 🍼🥺 #throwbacks #smol #babypuppy

Of course I’m a good girl! I haven’t gotten in trouble in literal MINUTES 🥺😇 #troublemakers #puppydogeyes