The Pick Up Lines
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The Pick Up Lines
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The Pick Up Lines
You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

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Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

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5 Cheesy Pickup Lines

1. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.🤭😽

2. Did we just board the Hogwarts
Express? Because it feels like we're headed somewhere magical.

3. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.🤭😂

4. If you were a chicken, you'd be absolutely impeccable.

5. Are you from France? Because Eiffel for you.😆

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Do you drink a lot of Sprite? Because you look so-da-licious!😆💞

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Have I mentioned that I'm writing a book? A phone book to be precise… but it's missing your number.

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My penis is a feminist because it stands up for you

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Man: Is there a vet anywhere around here?

Woman: I don't think so, why?

Man: (Whilst flexing his guns) Because these pythons are sick

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I’m not an expert at maths, but I’m great with numbers.

How about this, you give me yours and just wait to see what I can do with it.

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What's that amazing perfume you're wearing? Oh! That's just you? I can't get enough.

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I'm confused… I thought happiness started with an H, but mine seems to start with U.

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I wasn't always religious. But I am now because you're the answer to all my prayers.

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I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.

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Is your name Ariel? Cause we mer-made for each other.

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I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.

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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

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Have we met? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend or boyfriend 🤭

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Excuse me, is your name chamomile? Because you look like a hot tea!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? When where. When where who? Tomorrow night, my house, you.

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I would kill your future husband but that would be a suicide.😜❤️

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There's a lotta unknown stuff about the universe the only thing I know is it starts with " U N I "

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