The Pick Up Lines
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Is your name Ariel? Cause we mer-made for each other.

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I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.

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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

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Have we met? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend or boyfriend 🤭

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Excuse me, is your name chamomile? Because you look like a hot tea!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? When where. When where who? Tomorrow night, my house, you.

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I would kill your future husband but that would be a suicide.😜❤️

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There's a lotta unknown stuff about the universe the only thing I know is it starts with " U N I "

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I’m going to have to report Spotify… Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week.

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Do you want to see what an Australian kiss is?

It is like a normal one but down under.

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Man: I recently read an article that said 92% of women masturbate in the shower, and the other 8% sing. Do you have any idea what song they sing?

Woman: No?

Man: Starts giggling

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Hey babe, my love is a tidal wave and you're beach front property.

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I think you may have kidney stones, because your body rocks 👀

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Do you want to see what an Australian kiss is?

It is like a normal one but down under.

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Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait until they are over my shoulder.

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I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

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Are u airpod
because i wanna listen to u all night💕

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We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

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Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.

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Are you today’s date? Cuz u a 10/10

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