I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.
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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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Knock-knock. Who's there? When where. When where who? Tomorrow night, my house, you.
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There's a lotta unknown stuff about the universe the only thing I know is it starts with " U N I "
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I’m going to have to report Spotify… Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week.
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Do you want to see what an Australian kiss is?
It is like a normal one but down under.
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It is like a normal one but down under.
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Man: I recently read an article that said 92% of women masturbate in the shower, and the other 8% sing. Do you have any idea what song they sing?
Woman: No?
Man: Starts giggling
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Woman: No?
Man: Starts giggling
@The_pick_up_lines
Do you want to see what an Australian kiss is?
It is like a normal one but down under.
@The_pick_up_lines
It is like a normal one but down under.
@The_pick_up_lines
Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait until they are over my shoulder.
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