Airdrop Farmer Translator 📖
> Community First = VCs dump first, you get the dust
> Snapshot Not Taken = Snapshot was taken 6 months ago, keep working for free
> Mainnet Beta = The code is broken, please deposit your life savings
> Sybil Resistant = We are banning real users because their IP address changed once
> Governance Token = Worthless coin that lets you vote on things we will ignore
> Incentivized Testnet = You are an unpaid intern
TGE Soon = Q4 2026 (maybe)
> Organic Growth = We have $0 marketing budget
> Points System = Black Mirror social credit score for degens
> Claim Live = Gas fees are currently $150
> Anti Bot Measures = You need to scan your iris and give us your DNA
> Fair Launch = The team snipped 80% of the supply in block 0
> Bridge to L2 = Pay $30 in ETH gas to move $5
Active Discord Member = You typed GM and WAGMI 5,000 times like a robot
> Linear Vesting = You will receive $0.40 every month for 3 years
> Strategic Partnership = Two dying projects retweeting each other
> Utility = You can stake the token to earn more of the worthless token
> Roadmap Update = We are delaying the launch again
> KYC Required = The IRS would like to know your location
> Phase 1 Complete = We ran out of money
> Ecosystem Rewards = We are paying influencers, not you
> Strict Eligibility Criteria = Only the founder friends qualified
> Network Congestion = Our blockchain can only handle 3 transactions per second
> Galxe Quest = Follow 50 Twitter accounts you will mute immediately
> Leaderboard = A list of people with more money than you
> Mystery Box = Contains a common NFT worth $0.0001
> Early Adopter = Exit liquidity
> Referral Program = Pyramid scheme with extra steps
> Gas Refund = We will pay you back in a token that will drop 99%
> Multi Chain Future = Now you can get rekt on 5 different blockchains
> DAO Vote = The whale with 1 million tokens decides everything
> Claim Window: 24 Hours = We hope you are asleep so we can keep the tokens
> Surprise Airdrop = Sent to 10 wallets, 9 belong to the dev
> Community First = VCs dump first, you get the dust
> Snapshot Not Taken = Snapshot was taken 6 months ago, keep working for free
> Mainnet Beta = The code is broken, please deposit your life savings
> Sybil Resistant = We are banning real users because their IP address changed once
> Governance Token = Worthless coin that lets you vote on things we will ignore
> Incentivized Testnet = You are an unpaid intern
TGE Soon = Q4 2026 (maybe)
> Organic Growth = We have $0 marketing budget
> Points System = Black Mirror social credit score for degens
> Claim Live = Gas fees are currently $150
> Anti Bot Measures = You need to scan your iris and give us your DNA
> Fair Launch = The team snipped 80% of the supply in block 0
> Bridge to L2 = Pay $30 in ETH gas to move $5
Active Discord Member = You typed GM and WAGMI 5,000 times like a robot
> Linear Vesting = You will receive $0.40 every month for 3 years
> Strategic Partnership = Two dying projects retweeting each other
> Utility = You can stake the token to earn more of the worthless token
> Roadmap Update = We are delaying the launch again
> KYC Required = The IRS would like to know your location
> Phase 1 Complete = We ran out of money
> Ecosystem Rewards = We are paying influencers, not you
> Strict Eligibility Criteria = Only the founder friends qualified
> Network Congestion = Our blockchain can only handle 3 transactions per second
> Galxe Quest = Follow 50 Twitter accounts you will mute immediately
> Leaderboard = A list of people with more money than you
> Mystery Box = Contains a common NFT worth $0.0001
> Early Adopter = Exit liquidity
> Referral Program = Pyramid scheme with extra steps
> Gas Refund = We will pay you back in a token that will drop 99%
> Multi Chain Future = Now you can get rekt on 5 different blockchains
> DAO Vote = The whale with 1 million tokens decides everything
> Claim Window: 24 Hours = We hope you are asleep so we can keep the tokens
> Surprise Airdrop = Sent to 10 wallets, 9 belong to the dev
Dealing with Loss
> Accept that you were not unlucky.
> The loss was inevitability created by a weakness in your process.
> You need to fully identify with your new net worth.
> Resist that urge to “make it back” quickly.
> Practice gratitude for how far you have come.
> Identify the failure precisely.
> Allow yourself to fully grieve the loss.
> Channel the torment into ensuring it never happens again.
Source: https://x.com/thiccyth0t/status/2002805528712634559
> Accept that you were not unlucky.
> The loss was inevitability created by a weakness in your process.
> You need to fully identify with your new net worth.
> Resist that urge to “make it back” quickly.
> Practice gratitude for how far you have come.
> Identify the failure precisely.
> Allow yourself to fully grieve the loss.
> Channel the torment into ensuring it never happens again.
Source: https://x.com/thiccyth0t/status/2002805528712634559
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dealing with loss
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