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"right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer"

Source: https://bsky.app/profile/nikigrayson.com/post/3miik2wzosk25

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World's First Enterprise Solution With Zero Nines Uptime

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https://piunikaweb.com/2026/04/01/adobe-creative-cloud-rewrites-hosts-file/

Users say Adobe Creative Cloud rewrote hosts file to detect installed app

Adobe’s latest Creative Cloud update is editing system hosts files behind the scenes. It’s not stealing data, but it needs admin rights and has corporate security tools lighting up. Full details here.

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https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/04/new-rowhammer-attacks-give-complete-control-of-machines-running-nvidia-gpus/

New Rowhammer attacks give complete control of machines running Nvidia GPUs

GDDRHammer, GeForge and GPUBreach hammer GPU memory in ways that hijack the CPU.

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https://fixupx.com/i/status/2040898312262324362

NikTek (@NikTek)

The craziest thing ever happened on YouTube.

La7, an Italian television channel has used footage from Nvidia DLSS 5 Trailer and then sent a copyright strike to every YouTube video that supposedly used “their footage”, including Nvidia themselves.

Nvidia’s…

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https://www.ign.com/articles/mcdonalds-introduces-a-pro-gamer-menu-with-an-arch-shaped-device-that-will-keep-you-from-going-afk-while-you-eat-but-its-only-available-in-trkiye

McDonald's Introduces an Arch-Shaped Device That Keeps You From Going AFK, But It's Only Available in One Country

McDonald's has introduced a brand-new Pro Game Menu and an 'Archie' device that will keep you from going AFK while you're eating, but it's only available in Türkiye.

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https://fixupx.com/TheBobPony/status/2041112541909205001

BobPony.com (@TheBobPony)

The new Copilot app for Windows 11 is really just Microsoft Edge.

Renaming "mscopilot.exe" to "msedge.exe" and its folder from "Copilot" to "Edge" will simply launch Microsoft Edge.

FYI, The actual Microsoft Edge browser and Edge WebView2 has already been…

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https://fixupx.com/TheBobPony/status/2041112541909205001

https://teybannerman.com/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

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https://fixupx.com/i/status/2041112518035190001

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Rebane (@rebane2001)

did you know? the google forms share icon has a stray pixel in its corner

why? because the icon spritesheet has a massive black triangle overlapping the icons

what is that triangle? it's a giant out-of-bounds hat!

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