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Installation:
1) The electric drill (female) was on the two balls wall, and put the wall on the wall
2) Connect the preserved line with the electric line of the lamp
3) The lamp was on the wall and the nest of the screw (male)
4) The screws (female) are set up, the lights are installed"

"Made a charging and upload station for my phone mounted to the side of my computer using my preferred medium of cardboard, packing foam, and duct tape. The art is in how bootleg it is, lol."