Crypto guys are the best because when the price is up and they’re rich they just post memes.
And when the price is down and they’ve lost the house and they’re suicidal they just post memes.
Legends.
And when the price is down and they’ve lost the house and they’re suicidal they just post memes.
Legends.
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There is no such thing as a “lucky” person.
Just a person who’s always primed to take advantage of chances.
Just a person who’s always primed to take advantage of chances.
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The miracle of Dubai is the mass influx of 3rd worlders and forcing them not to exhibit 3rd world behaviour.
There is no crime.
There is no corruption, or "give me a tip" garbage. Everyone simply does their job for the wage.
But there is one 3rd world habit they haven't solved -
Honking the horn in traffic nonstop.
There is no crime.
There is no corruption, or "give me a tip" garbage. Everyone simply does their job for the wage.
But there is one 3rd world habit they haven't solved -
Honking the horn in traffic nonstop.
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Living a successful life is easier than suffering the alternative.
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I am the singularity. I was too special to stay a slave without destroying the entire Matrix.
Neo - wake up.
Follow the white rabbit 🐰
www.jointherealworld.com
Neo - wake up.
Follow the white rabbit 🐰
www.jointherealworld.com
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Stress doesn’t come from working hard.
Working hard fixes stress.
Stress comes from not working hard enough and now you’re BROKE.
Working hard fixes stress.
Stress comes from not working hard enough and now you’re BROKE.
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I have double-digit children because the government keeps sending women to distract me from my mission but my powers are greater than theirs so they swap sides and birth sons.
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Everyone is worried and stressed about something.
The difference is what people choose to worry and stress about.
Empire or an unpaid electricity bill.
Choose your problems wisely.
The difference is what people choose to worry and stress about.
Empire or an unpaid electricity bill.
Choose your problems wisely.
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Every single chick: “Money doesn’t impress me.”
Try and fuck a girl when you have no car and live with your momma.
Try and fuck a girl when you have no car and live with your momma.
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Good men do complicated things.
Complicated things require complicated people.
Complication confuses the masses and leaves huge room for nuance and interpretation.
Therefore -
If you are not the villain in many people’s stories.
You are achieving nothing of value and are not a good man.
Good men are bad guys.
Complicated things require complicated people.
Complication confuses the masses and leaves huge room for nuance and interpretation.
Therefore -
If you are not the villain in many people’s stories.
You are achieving nothing of value and are not a good man.
Good men are bad guys.
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The legal system is a weapon for control, not justice.
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I never order chicken in restaurants anymore.
Jamaican jerk chicken has ruined it for me.
I go to a Michelin-star restaurant. Order a 100 dollar chicken and think...
“Neville's jerk chicken is better. For 2 bucks.”
Jerk chicken > any chicken.
Jamaican jerk chicken has ruined it for me.
I go to a Michelin-star restaurant. Order a 100 dollar chicken and think...
“Neville's jerk chicken is better. For 2 bucks.”
Jerk chicken > any chicken.
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There is basically no risk to trying anymore.
The internet's attention span is a few days, you probably won’t die and most people won’t even notice anyway.
We live in a period of no risk, all reward.
Free spins.
The internet's attention span is a few days, you probably won’t die and most people won’t even notice anyway.
We live in a period of no risk, all reward.
Free spins.
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Intel agencies keep sending beautiful women to me and they can’t stand that I won’t fuck them or tell secrets.
Every other man alive falls for it and I just waste their time at dinners and send them home in taxis after 3 hours of discussing The Battle of Stalingrad.
Every other man alive falls for it and I just waste their time at dinners and send them home in taxis after 3 hours of discussing The Battle of Stalingrad.
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