π€ Tech Sales, π Finance,
π #podcast has dropped and this time it's inclusive af + ft nicolettecallie
For everyone aspiring to make many moneys but
- not touch any financial models
- not know a line of code
- not do a single case comp
BUT YOU GOT THE DAWG IN YOUπΆ
This is for you - guest-starring our favourite tiktok dancer and liverpool fan π
β WHAT is tech sales isit selling handphone and ipads
β HOW to break in with 0 technical background
β WHY tech sales is the move to consider (despite omnipresent layoff threat kekw)
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For everyone aspiring to make many moneys but
- not touch any financial models
- not know a line of code
- not do a single case comp
BUT YOU GOT THE DAWG IN YOU
This is for you - guest-starring our favourite tiktok dancer and liverpool fan π
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Tech Sales in Linkedin with Nicolettecalliewee | Sumo Cum Laude #6
From SOTA to exploring all facets of the marketing industry and finally TikTok and LinkedIn, Nicolette's career trajectory might not be the most easily understoodβuntil you hear her explain it.
In this episode, Nicolette walks us through her journey ofβ¦
In this episode, Nicolette walks us through her journey ofβ¦
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The mythical notes drops from Sumo is back
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Lore: Once upon a time we were known for our A+ notes until we exhausted all of them and now we just yap about how hard we studied in lks......but we're back babyyyy. SUMO NOTES (+ our tHouGht LeAdeRShiP) IN OUR CONSOLIDATED GOOGLE DRIVE.
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5 A+ in a sem / run a triathlon / lead a sustainability initiative / intern at big names / manage huge social followings / budding DJ / train for marathon / have a social life / get (some) sleep
Watch episode for
- funni chats and bad jokes
- how they juggle commitments like circus act
- dealing with burnout/crashout/too many fkin workouts (@rae)
- and just a real navigation on their uni life from clueless, friendless freshies to campus grandzaddies
take a break from projects week and watch tofeel bad about yourselfsee that even they've struggled countless times
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They Crushed Uni, Career and More (All While Staying Sane) β Hereβs How | Sumo Cum Laude #7
Everyone says βmake the most out of uni.β
No one tells you how.
Until now.
We sat down with two girls, Rachel and Rae, who didnβt just survive SMU. They cleared the main quests, side quests, and secret boss levels. From 8 a.m. classes to internship grindsβ¦
No one tells you how.
Until now.
We sat down with two girls, Rachel and Rae, who didnβt just survive SMU. They cleared the main quests, side quests, and secret boss levels. From 8 a.m. classes to internship grindsβ¦
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Rehash of our past ELITE TIPS for finals cramming, updated for 2025 November memes
ATB this week always sucks forget that you have family and friends and remember that GPA is forever
Full (short) article here: https://sumocumlaude.notion.site/finalsmuggingisabish?source=copy_link
ATB this week always sucks forget that you have family and friends and remember that GPA is forever
Full (short) article here: https://sumocumlaude.notion.site/finalsmuggingisabish?source=copy_link
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A+ note stacks for 3 core mods courtesy of anonymous benefactor
also roflmao at chatgpt being down the past 2 hours leave a react for FUCK YOU CLOUDFLARE
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> doing a case interview for your job interview -> tough
> taking sumo's comprehensive casing mastercourse -> tuff
for anyone looking to do something productive in winter: sacrifice a few goon sessions, and lock in with Sumo's new CaseBreaker Mastercourse
check out the pics for more details and past reviewsββββ
WINTER2025 at checkout to save 20% on BOTH courses till end of yearπ Enroll Now
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βQuestions
comment or dm @dvdwwj as usual
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farm elite ball knowledge for
- hiring interviews
- cca applications
- case comps
- projects
with our casing mastercourse
stand out from others who r gonna wing it with porter 5 forces / PESTEL / SWOT and call it a day π€£
>including an unsolicited review we got on launch day
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π Content includes:
β Problem solving frameworks that you can plug and play
β Step-by-step tackling of a case from defining the issue to hypothesis testing
β Crafting a sick deck to make your weaksauce case sound better
β Killing it in casing interviews with live samples
β Hacks for fit interview to cover up your lack of personality
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π° LAST WEEK WITH CODE
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βQuestions
comment or dm @dvdwwj as usual
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also happy 2026 all; leave a like for the bell curve gods to bless you next year β€οΈ β€οΈ β€οΈ
- hiring interviews
- cca applications
- case comps
- projects
with our casing mastercourse
stand out from others who r gonna wing it with porter 5 forces / PESTEL / SWOT and call it a day π€£
>including an unsolicited review we got on launch day
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βQuestions
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re-run of Sumo's academic-maxxing session
Another no-holds barred session sharing how we and our friends gamed the system to consistently score >=4.0
- Consistently highly acclaimed and credited by past attendees who successfully mogged with their grades
π Tuesday, 13 Jan 2026, 1-3pm
π SMU LKS Level 2, The Hive
Sign up here now, very limited slots as usual
Another no-holds barred session sharing how we and our friends gamed the system to consistently score >=4.0
- Consistently highly acclaimed and credited by past attendees who successfully mogged with their grades
Sign up here now, very limited slots as usual
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Details in the EDM - crazy up-close opportunity to chat shit with our cracked friends and steal their tactics
Open to all!!
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Hyper-localised, overly-optimised session on how to sell your soul for the dineros
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Rizzology 101 class but for capitalist outcomes
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Featuring only content and stories that can't be Gemini'd
Pure value no fluff 100% expertise as usual
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me when i don't attend sumo's groundbreaking dissection of what effective networking is and how anybody can do it: π€£ π€ͺ π€ͺ
me when i'm y4, jobless and don't know anybody that can actually help me:π―
last chance to sign up for our upcoming live sessions!!
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1. Networking Workshop/Session with Changi Simei Youth Networkπ
Listen to our blathering and then immediately apply it in close-knit chats with recent grads in badass firms and positions
7th Feb, 11am-2+pm, Changi Simei CC Lvl 5, open to all
Sign up here
2. Networking Masterclass w SMU DKHMCCβ€οΈ
We go even more in depth, a full-on mad dissertation on the topic
5th Feb 1600-1800 LKS Library Lvl 5 Quiet Area
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[Pic from our previous Breaking into IB Session]
comment or dm @dvdwwj w any qns as usual
me when i'm y4, jobless and don't know anybody that can actually help me:
last chance to sign up for our upcoming live sessions!!
ββββ
1. Networking Workshop/Session with Changi Simei Youth Network
Listen to our blathering and then immediately apply it in close-knit chats with recent grads in badass firms and positions
7th Feb, 11am-2+pm, Changi Simei CC Lvl 5, open to all
Sign up here
2. Networking Masterclass w SMU DKHMCC
We go even more in depth, a full-on mad dissertation on the topic
5th Feb 1600-1800 LKS Library Lvl 5 Quiet Area
Sign up here
[Pic from our previous Breaking into IB Session]
comment or dm @dvdwwj w any qns as usual
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highkirkenuinely true, a hidden gem in the swamplands of smuconfess, shoutout to this chad for calling things as it is π
if this is you reach out to us and we'll buy u a coffee frfr
if this is you reach out to us and we'll buy u a coffee frfr
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Forwarded from π₯ SMU Confess β¨
Confession ID: #C010886
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Everyone gon hate me for saying this, but I wished someone told me this when I was in y1 (am in y2 now):
1) Its not true that y1s cannot get good internships without nepo. If the definition of βgoodβ means investment banking or consulting or tech internships, then the answer is to get a high gpa, grind technical questions and spam apply to every firm out there. With enough perseverance, it can be done. Numerous people without acad clubs have done it before and its 100% doable.
2) Yall might also be suprised by how beuracratic and toxic some of these ocs can be. I was part of one and I really didnβt enjoy it. Its perfectly fine if yall want to join to experience some fun, but its still best to not make it the focus of your summer and also pick up some skills on the side
Lastly, I would like to end off by saying that the compounding effect is real. I really do not wish to scare anyone but more people are coming into uni with stacked portfolios, multiple internships and interview readiness. The earlier you get your first internship, the more leverage you get in your subsequent years regardless of which field you pursue. I really hope everyone understands that there is a trade-off in everything you do
(Sorry if it comes across too ominous, but the job market is truly in a very dire state right now - am a y2 and sent out over a hundred apps with single digit response and that is after having some relevant exp on my portfolio)
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Everyone gon hate me for saying this, but I wished someone told me this when I was in y1 (am in y2 now):
1) Its not true that y1s cannot get good internships without nepo. If the definition of βgoodβ means investment banking or consulting or tech internships, then the answer is to get a high gpa, grind technical questions and spam apply to every firm out there. With enough perseverance, it can be done. Numerous people without acad clubs have done it before and its 100% doable.
2) Yall might also be suprised by how beuracratic and toxic some of these ocs can be. I was part of one and I really didnβt enjoy it. Its perfectly fine if yall want to join to experience some fun, but its still best to not make it the focus of your summer and also pick up some skills on the side
Lastly, I would like to end off by saying that the compounding effect is real. I really do not wish to scare anyone but more people are coming into uni with stacked portfolios, multiple internships and interview readiness. The earlier you get your first internship, the more leverage you get in your subsequent years regardless of which field you pursue. I really hope everyone understands that there is a trade-off in everything you do
(Sorry if it comes across too ominous, but the job market is truly in a very dire state right now - am a y2 and sent out over a hundred apps with single digit response and that is after having some relevant exp on my portfolio)
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- validation
- outrage
- degree clarity before you lock in a 4-year decision with no ctrl z
#podcast Ep 8 here:ββββ
Also happy CNY dongdongqiangπ have a good reunion dinner for those celebrating!! tell your little cousins about our video so they will grind harder and skips on unemployment
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Ranking Singaporean Degrees (Some of You Wonβt Like This) | Sumo Cum Laude #8
During this time of the year, everyone asks, "what's the best degree for me?"
No one agrees.
Everyone will probably shit on their own degree.
So we ranked them.
For the first time ever (kinda), we tried something newβputting university degrees head-to-headβ¦
No one agrees.
Everyone will probably shit on their own degree.
So we ranked them.
For the first time ever (kinda), we tried something newβputting university degrees head-to-headβ¦
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