"I too am a loop, brother"

did you know

scottish men with low turgor pressure in their benises

when they wear kilts

they use this benis crutch to direct the pee

especially if they're old

my coworker was telling us this at work no less

gets better

he brought one to work

because he needed to transfer it to someone else

gets better

he calls it 'dick caney'

similar to that

lmfao

FINALLY KILLED ONE

This was how hot the internals got