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SIMPPAD — what this is
A launchpad where creating a token takes three fields and one signature.
You paste a name, a ticker, and one link. The link can be from X, TikTok, YouTube, Telegram, or any website at all. SIMPPAD reads it, pulls the image and description, and writes the link on-chain as the token's origin — so anyone can trace where it came from.
No account. No identity to register. No posting format to learn. No bot that may or may not reply.
Launch: 22 September 2026, 16:00 UTC
simppad.wtf
A launchpad where creating a token takes three fields and one signature.
You paste a name, a ticker, and one link. The link can be from X, TikTok, YouTube, Telegram, or any website at all. SIMPPAD reads it, pulls the image and description, and writes the link on-chain as the token's origin — so anyone can trace where it came from.
No account. No identity to register. No posting format to learn. No bot that may or may not reply.
Launch: 22 September 2026, 16:00 UTC
simppad.wtf
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How a launch actually works
1. You paste a link. We read it server-side and fill in the image and description. If the site blocks automated readers, you still launch — you just fill those in yourself.
2. You pick a name, a ticker and your cut of the trade tax.
3. We simulate the deploy against the real factory. This costs nothing. If it would revert, you see the reason in plain words and no gas is spent.
4. You sign from your own wallet. The transaction goes straight to the factory contract — SIMPPAD never holds your funds at any point.
5. The token appears in the directory, read back from the chain's own logs.
Total cost: 0.0005 ETH plus gas.
1. You paste a link. We read it server-side and fill in the image and description. If the site blocks automated readers, you still launch — you just fill those in yourself.
2. You pick a name, a ticker and your cut of the trade tax.
3. We simulate the deploy against the real factory. This costs nothing. If it would revert, you see the reason in plain words and no gas is spent.
4. You sign from your own wallet. The transaction goes straight to the factory contract — SIMPPAD never holds your funds at any point.
5. The token appears in the directory, read back from the chain's own logs.
Total cost: 0.0005 ETH plus gas.
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Why there is no hot wallet
Most launchpads pay your gas from a wallet they control. It feels smooth — until that wallet runs dry and every launch stops, or it gets drained and takes everyone with it.
SIMPPAD has no such wallet. You sign, you pay gas, the transaction is yours. There is no key of ours anywhere in the path, so there is nothing of yours for us to lose.
Less magical. Considerably harder to break.
Most launchpads pay your gas from a wallet they control. It feels smooth — until that wallet runs dry and every launch stops, or it gets drained and takes everyone with it.
SIMPPAD has no such wallet. You sign, you pay gas, the transaction is yours. There is no key of ours anywhere in the path, so there is nothing of yours for us to lose.
Less magical. Considerably harder to break.
T-24h — nobody's permission required
The Pons V2 factory SIMPPAD builds on is permissionless. We did not take anyone's word for that: we simulated a launch from a wallet with no relationship to us, to Pons, or to anyone else on the chain. It went straight through.
That matters for two reasons. SIMPPAD exists without asking, and so can anything built after it. And if this site ever disappears, every token launched through it keeps trading — the contracts belong to the chain, not to us.
The exact call is written down at simppad.wtf/docs, including how to make it yourself without touching our website.
22.09 · 16:00 UTC
The Pons V2 factory SIMPPAD builds on is permissionless. We did not take anyone's word for that: we simulated a launch from a wallet with no relationship to us, to Pons, or to anyone else on the chain. It went straight through.
That matters for two reasons. SIMPPAD exists without asking, and so can anything built after it. And if this site ever disappears, every token launched through it keeps trading — the contracts belong to the chain, not to us.
The exact call is written down at simppad.wtf/docs, including how to make it yourself without touching our website.
22.09 · 16:00 UTC
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T-10h — no AI in the money path
Other launchpads on this chain read your post with a language model and let it decide whether to deploy. Their own documentation admits the model has been observed failing outright for stretches of time, and when that happens your launch quietly never occurs. No error, no reply, nothing.
SIMPPAD has no model anywhere in that path. You fill three fields, we build the calldata from them, and what you see on screen is byte for byte what gets sent. If the factory would reject it, you are told why before you sign — and nothing is spent.
A launch that fails should cost you an explanation, not your gas.
22.09 · 16:00 UTC
Other launchpads on this chain read your post with a language model and let it decide whether to deploy. Their own documentation admits the model has been observed failing outright for stretches of time, and when that happens your launch quietly never occurs. No error, no reply, nothing.
SIMPPAD has no model anywhere in that path. You fill three fields, we build the calldata from them, and what you see on screen is byte for byte what gets sent. If the factory would reject it, you are told why before you sign — and nothing is spent.
A launch that fails should cost you an explanation, not your gas.
22.09 · 16:00 UTC
simppad.wtf was down for part of this morning. It is back up.
What happened
Our hosting stopped serving the application. Not a bug in SIMPPAD, not a database problem — the platform simply stopped answering for it.
What we did
Moved the whole thing onto a server we control. No third party can switch it off now, and no account but ours can lose it.
What was lost
Nothing. The directory is read from the launch factory's own logs on-chain, not from our records, so all 86 tokens came straight back the moment the site was up. The database was never touched.
Launch is unchanged: today, 16:00 UTC.
There is a lesson in it that fits what SIMPPAD is for. A launchpad that dies when its host does was never really yours. The tokens themselves never went anywhere this morning — they are contracts on a chain nobody controls, and they kept trading while our website was dark.
What happened
Our hosting stopped serving the application. Not a bug in SIMPPAD, not a database problem — the platform simply stopped answering for it.
What we did
Moved the whole thing onto a server we control. No third party can switch it off now, and no account but ours can lose it.
What was lost
Nothing. The directory is read from the launch factory's own logs on-chain, not from our records, so all 86 tokens came straight back the moment the site was up. The database was never touched.
Launch is unchanged: today, 16:00 UTC.
There is a lesson in it that fits what SIMPPAD is for. A launchpad that dies when its host does was never really yours. The tokens themselves never went anywhere this morning — they are contracts on a chain nobody controls, and they kept trading while our website was dark.
The trade tax, explained honestly
When you launch, you choose a cut of every buy and sell that goes to your wallet. The factory allows up to 10%.
We default to 2%, and here is why: the tax is paid by whoever trades your token. At 10% a round trip costs someone 20%, and traders simply route around it. Volume dies, and a large share of nothing is nothing.
2–3% is where most tokens land. The slider warns you above 5%.
Whatever you pick, all of it goes to you. SIMPPAD takes no cut of it.
When you launch, you choose a cut of every buy and sell that goes to your wallet. The factory allows up to 10%.
We default to 2%, and here is why: the tax is paid by whoever trades your token. At 10% a round trip costs someone 20%, and traders simply route around it. Volume dies, and a large share of nothing is nothing.
2–3% is where most tokens land. The slider warns you above 5%.
Whatever you pick, all of it goes to you. SIMPPAD takes no cut of it.
$SIMP is live.
CA: 0xF2E20f5cb0a5bE44EA969d339a423fe0CD179483
Buy: https://www.ponsfamily.com/launchpad/0xF2E20f5cb0a5bE44EA969d339a423fe0CD179483
It went through Pons V2 — the same factory, the same chain and the same 0.0005 ETH fee as every other token on SIMPPAD. No reserved supply, no presale, no separate path, no head start.
The trade tax is 2%, the exact default the site recommends to everyone else. It would be strange to tell you 10% kills volume and then charge it ourselves.
You can check all of it yourself. $SIMP will appear in the SIMPPAD archive on its own, because the directory is read from the factory's logs on-chain rather than from anything we type. The factory call is documented at simppad.wtf/docs if you want to verify the parameters.
CA: 0xF2E20f5cb0a5bE44EA969d339a423fe0CD179483
Buy: https://www.ponsfamily.com/launchpad/0xF2E20f5cb0a5bE44EA969d339a423fe0CD179483
It went through Pons V2 — the same factory, the same chain and the same 0.0005 ETH fee as every other token on SIMPPAD. No reserved supply, no presale, no separate path, no head start.
The trade tax is 2%, the exact default the site recommends to everyone else. It would be strange to tell you 10% kills volume and then charge it ourselves.
You can check all of it yourself. $SIMP will appear in the SIMPPAD archive on its own, because the directory is read from the factory's logs on-chain rather than from anything we type. The factory call is documented at simppad.wtf/docs if you want to verify the parameters.
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