Birds that live their entire lives in the south are probably tired of all the bird tourists every year.
Courage the Cowardly dog is actually courageous because he faces the monsters in every episode despite being afraid.
Homeless people probably hate the general public more than how we view them because of the amount of stuff they see that we waste and throw in the garbage.
As kids we all just agreed to hate Barney and didn’t question why we hated him
Being your own boss is great until you realize you're the one who has to make you show up to work
Money is commonly the answer to both why something was done or why it wasn’t, unfortunately
People without an internal monologue are the same people who speak without thinking first.
Most foods are eaten from the outside in, but Pizza we eat from the inside out.
There’s a certain radius around where you live where you wouldn’t stay in a hotel
The last person we think about before we go to sleep is either the source of our pain or happinesses.
A scarily large amount of jobs only exist because people are idiots and/or assholes.
To the outside, humans must seem pretty psychotic. We flash our teeth to show joy. When we like something we squeeze it and we hit ourselves repeatedly when we find something we enjoyed.
Our eating, drinking, talking and working habits have dramatically changed throughout history. But sleeping has basically remained the same.
Of fictional clowns, Ronald McDonald has a much higher body count than The Joker.