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We must be creating new ethnic groups right? The USA is < 250 years old. Most people i know are < 4th gen. So in 1000 years there has to be a different ethnic group for Washington St. Vs Maine right?
If you live long enough, you can be a teenager twice!
Poisonous plants and mushrooms are human’s predators if you consider the fact that our bodies become their food after death.
We probably have hair-whorls all over our bodies that we never think about, apart from the ones on our heads.
A video game can never display more than 24,883,200 light bulbs on a 4k screen.
The moment you remember you're breathing, it stops being automatic—like your body says, 'Oh, you're in charge now? Go ahead.
Star Wars would be so different if Samuel L Jackson just said a different colour like black.
There’s probably a travel agency somewhere already thinking about offering a 2061 Halley’s Comet cruise package.
It’s probably an unintended consequence, but this tariff war will probably dramatically decrease the quantity of microplastics we’re producing.
Catch Me If You Can is an actor playing an actor who can’t act.
John Wick may as well be Neo from one of the older failed simulations, maybe that's why everyone is afraid on him.
If the story of Icarus was real he wouldn't just burn his wings; he would be incinerated completely as he wouldn't be able to escape sun's powerful gravity.
A costume party ideas: Zoom Meeting. Fancy / Professional on top; outrageously casual on the bottom.
To a fish, the ripples on the surface of the water are air ripples.
“Thanks” to automod (and some overzealous “human” mods) there is a statistically significant chance that the “best” post ever for this sub was auto/summarily deleted
As robotics technology gets better, robot dancing will make less and less sense.
Catholics partake in what they believe to be cannibalism every week.
Many superheroes actually don't have to put their pants on one leg at a time.
The idea that you master something after ten thousand hours does not hold much water, as people still bite their tongue when they eat.
The new Pope has an opinion on Mary Ann vs. Ginger.