England conquered half the world for spices, yet their food is still flavorless.
Eventually, prosthetic limbs are going to get so good that they'll be considered an upgrade, rather than just a replacement.
Trashmen in society are looked down upon, but if a few people hang around after a sports match to clean up, they are heroes.
Marriage was more appealing when the average life expectancy was only 35
People think they were lucky because they were the one sperm cell in the race that reached the egg, but they're actually far luckier due to how often men masturbate.
School of Rock and The Pick of Destiny are both movies about Jack Black trying to pay his rent.
Sign language not being a universal language was a huge missed opportunity.
Peeing into a pool sure seems a lot worse than peeing while in the pool.
Cari from “The Incredibles” is actually a really good babysitter when you think about it. Most people would have ran away as soon as Jack Jack started using his powers, but she stayed and kept watching him for over 24 hours when she could have been KILLED by him. THAT is impressive.
It's fascinating and also frightening to think that with just a computer and internet access, the only thing stopping us from doing anything you could imagine is that we don't know which buttons to press and in what order
There is an unimaginably large number of eyeballs on Earth looking at stuff, right at this exact moment, and the vast majority of them are not human.
If one baby was born at 38 weeks gestation and a second baby was born at 40 weeks gestation, the first baby would be older despite having existed for a shorter amount of time
If jousting had stayed popular as a competitive sport, Nike would probably make a pretty sweet suit of armor.
Billboards that say “KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!” are sending mixed messages.