Canned laughter (or laught tracks) in older tv shows are often laughter of the dead.
Walking a dog is the only time it's socially acceptable to carry around a bag of shit in public.
Our world would be completly different if a baby’s race was complety random
People tend to correlate the clinking of coins with being rich, but if somebody is carrying around many coins they probably aren’t very rich.
procrastinating is like delaying the main story line to do all the side quests in a game
If you die in a different time zone, the time difference between your birth time to time of death won't be equal to your actual time alive.
Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets
It is entirely possible that time stops very often but we are not able to perceive it.
The reason squidward is so bad at the clarinet is probably because they are underwater
lol is super versatile. It changed in meaning from "laughing out loud" to "this is confirmation for your statement", light flirting, a sign of disinterest, or even a sign that a conversation isn't meant to be taken seriously.
If a few people cleaning their trash in a soccer stadium makes headlines and impress everyone, we need to take a closer look at what we are doing as humans.
The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
People think it's beautiful that no two snowflakes are exactly alike. But neither are potato chips
The Jurassic Park movies have ruined any possibility of there being a dinosaur theme park.
England conquered half the world for spices, yet their food is still flavorless.
Eventually, prosthetic limbs are going to get so good that they'll be considered an upgrade, rather than just a replacement.
Trashmen in society are looked down upon, but if a few people hang around after a sports match to clean up, they are heroes.