Nothing makes you full faster than eating a meal you don’t want to eat.
When you hear a car alarm go off, you think, "Someone fucked up," not, "Someone's stealing a car."
If you put on a t-shirt inside-out the entire universe is wearing it, except you.
While travelling on a bus or train with limited seats it’s funny how you always find yourself simultaneously relieved and offended when another commuter chooses not to sit next to you.
To someone somewhere, you're living their dream life, but to someone else you're a failure.
People who do harder drugs are considered hardcore addicts while people addicted to smoking tobacco downplay it as if it is just a necessary part of their lifestyle.
Canned laughter (or laught tracks) in older tv shows are often laughter of the dead.
Walking a dog is the only time it's socially acceptable to carry around a bag of shit in public.
Our world would be completly different if a baby’s race was complety random
People tend to correlate the clinking of coins with being rich, but if somebody is carrying around many coins they probably aren’t very rich.
procrastinating is like delaying the main story line to do all the side quests in a game
If you die in a different time zone, the time difference between your birth time to time of death won't be equal to your actual time alive.
Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets
It is entirely possible that time stops very often but we are not able to perceive it.
The reason squidward is so bad at the clarinet is probably because they are underwater
lol is super versatile. It changed in meaning from "laughing out loud" to "this is confirmation for your statement", light flirting, a sign of disinterest, or even a sign that a conversation isn't meant to be taken seriously.
If a few people cleaning their trash in a soccer stadium makes headlines and impress everyone, we need to take a closer look at what we are doing as humans.
The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.