Hot chocolate, chocolate milk, and a chocolate milkshake are all basically the same drink at different temperatures.
Maybe the reason super villains always spill their evil plan is because the want someone to talk to.
A temporary tattoo on a child is basically just a “last washed” indicator.
We rarely remember dreams in real life, and rarely remember real life in our dreams.
Depression is living in a body that fights to survive with a mind that tries to die.
At some point in your life, an attractive person passed by you and regretted not talking to you.
We never appreciate the fact the most complex thing in the Universe is sitting right there inside our very own skulls.
Maybe dogs destroy shoes because they see humans always need them before they leave the house.
You never realize you took being alone for granted until you get stuck talking to someone who won’t shut the fuck up.
If superhero’s were real they would all be sponsored and have advertisements on their super suits.
Nothing makes you full faster than eating a meal you don’t want to eat.
When you hear a car alarm go off, you think, "Someone fucked up," not, "Someone's stealing a car."
If you put on a t-shirt inside-out the entire universe is wearing it, except you.
While travelling on a bus or train with limited seats it’s funny how you always find yourself simultaneously relieved and offended when another commuter chooses not to sit next to you.
To someone somewhere, you're living their dream life, but to someone else you're a failure.
People who do harder drugs are considered hardcore addicts while people addicted to smoking tobacco downplay it as if it is just a necessary part of their lifestyle.
Canned laughter (or laught tracks) in older tv shows are often laughter of the dead.