Women in razor ads are always shown shaving their already hairless legs.
When you’re standing on grass and look directly down, you can see the soil in between the blades. When you look at the field of grass in front of you, you only see the blades. From a distance, the grass is always greener.
Killing yourself before reaching 18 years old is like quiting a game before even finishing its tutorial
If Assassin's Creed keeps going up through time it'll eventually just become Splinter Cell.
The fact that millions of years of evolution have lead up to us being able to share with anybody in the world the thoughts we had whilst standing under a water flow is pretty incredible.
In a few hundred years, if Google Earth still exists, people will be able to see documented time lapses of how the world has changed
If you do something for 8 hours a day almost every day, it's an addiction. Unless you get paid for it, then it's a job.
It's ironic that plastic surgery is common for hollywood stars who tell us to embrace our unique features
Hot chocolate, chocolate milk, and a chocolate milkshake are all basically the same drink at different temperatures.
Maybe the reason super villains always spill their evil plan is because the want someone to talk to.
A temporary tattoo on a child is basically just a “last washed” indicator.
We rarely remember dreams in real life, and rarely remember real life in our dreams.
Depression is living in a body that fights to survive with a mind that tries to die.
At some point in your life, an attractive person passed by you and regretted not talking to you.
We never appreciate the fact the most complex thing in the Universe is sitting right there inside our very own skulls.
Maybe dogs destroy shoes because they see humans always need them before they leave the house.
You never realize you took being alone for granted until you get stuck talking to someone who won’t shut the fuck up.
If superhero’s were real they would all be sponsored and have advertisements on their super suits.
Nothing makes you full faster than eating a meal you don’t want to eat.