The worst part about being an adult is that no one cares what your favourite dinosaur is.

The Walking Dead is watched by the sitting living.

If “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” came out today the students in it would have #SaveFerris trending on social media

Stormtroopers always die with a single hit, so their full body armour is pretty pointless.

We're living in the golden age of laughing at AI doing stupid things like writing nonsense dialog and failing at video games. It never existed before us and won't exist once AI gets good enough to not make mistakes. Our children will never know the joy of laughing at computers being dumb.

A murderer may have crossed your path, thought about killing you and thought "nah"

Inside out would be a rated R movie if the protagonist was a 12 yearold boy

A television channel playing "The Lion King" on Father's Day is the equivalent of playing "Bambi" on Mother's Day.

The creators of The Truman Show must have gone through hell to stop Truman from masturbating all the time.

If rich people were sent to the same prisons as everyone else, the prison system would be fixed real fast.

The worst part about TV ads isn’t the ads themselves, it’s that they keep playing the same ones over and over again.

There's no other gamble quite like peeing in a dream.

Rare steaks are actually pretty common.

There comes a time in every man’s life when MILF porn is just watching a woman your own age fuck.

When a person is really attractive but hides a terrible personality, they’re basically real-life click bait.

Women in razor ads are always shown shaving their already hairless legs.

When you’re standing on grass and look directly down, you can see the soil in between the blades. When you look at the field of grass in front of you, you only see the blades. From a distance, the grass is always greener.

Killing yourself before reaching 18 years old is like quiting a game before even finishing its tutorial

If Assassin's Creed keeps going up through time it'll eventually just become Splinter Cell.

The fact that millions of years of evolution have lead up to us being able to share with anybody in the world the thoughts we had whilst standing under a water flow is pretty incredible.

In a few hundred years, if Google Earth still exists, people will be able to see documented time lapses of how the world has changed