You never really understand how loud everyday activities are until you do them when everyone is asleep.
You can help future generations in a zombie apocalypse by getting your remains cremated.
Grandparents are often overprotective of their grandchildren probably because they still think their own children aren’t responsible yet
You think you are unique and creative until you are faced with the task of creating a username.
If we as a species were as easily injured as soccer players pretend to be, we would have died out a long time ago.
When a good friend dies, he takes with him memories of you that only him remembered, a part of you then dies with him.
The fact that our lips can create an airtight seal and a watertight seal pretty easy is really underrated.
The worst part about being an adult is that no one cares what your favourite dinosaur is.
If “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” came out today the students in it would have #SaveFerris trending on social media
Stormtroopers always die with a single hit, so their full body armour is pretty pointless.
We're living in the golden age of laughing at AI doing stupid things like writing nonsense dialog and failing at video games. It never existed before us and won't exist once AI gets good enough to not make mistakes. Our children will never know the joy of laughing at computers being dumb.
A murderer may have crossed your path, thought about killing you and thought "nah"
Inside out would be a rated R movie if the protagonist was a 12 yearold boy
A television channel playing "The Lion King" on Father's Day is the equivalent of playing "Bambi" on Mother's Day.
The creators of The Truman Show must have gone through hell to stop Truman from masturbating all the time.
If rich people were sent to the same prisons as everyone else, the prison system would be fixed real fast.