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If people forget where they put food for too long, the food goes bad. If squirrels forget where they put food for too long, the food grows into a new home for them.
Itโ€™s 20x easier to tell if someone likes you when you donโ€™t like them back.
Genghis Khan's empire was so vast that his armies were battling knights on the west and samurai at the east at the same time
The fact that our organs which work 24/7 have such low failure rate is underappreciated.
You never really understand how loud everyday activities are until you do them when everyone is asleep.
You can help future generations in a zombie apocalypse by getting your remains cremated.
Grandparents are often overprotective of their grandchildren probably because they still think their own children arenโ€™t responsible yet
All national anthems are country music.
You think you are unique and creative until you are faced with the task of creating a username.
Thereโ€™s a planet in our solar system entirely populated by robots.
Fathers only get a day, but sharks get a whole week.
If we as a species were as easily injured as soccer players pretend to be, we would have died out a long time ago.
If the apocalypse ever happens its going to ruin someone's birthday.
When a good friend dies, he takes with him memories of you that only him remembered, a part of you then dies with him.
The fact that our lips can create an airtight seal and a watertight seal pretty easy is really underrated.
The worst part about being an adult is that no one cares what your favourite dinosaur is.
The Walking Dead is watched by the sitting living.
If โ€œFerris Buellerโ€™s Day Offโ€ came out today the students in it would have #SaveFerris trending on social media
Stormtroopers always die with a single hit, so their full body armour is pretty pointless.
We're living in the golden age of laughing at AI doing stupid things like writing nonsense dialog and failing at video games. It never existed before us and won't exist once AI gets good enough to not make mistakes. Our children will never know the joy of laughing at computers being dumb.
A murderer may have crossed your path, thought about killing you and thought "nah"